Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know what kryptonite is, but if Lord Nor has been behaving illegally...
We have no idea where he is or whether we outnumber him.
Dr. Klein? It's me. I'll need your kryptonite specimen...
- Lord Nor is here. - Why?
Well, in fact, if there are any kings, presidents, princes...
- A bit of domestic discord? - You don't know the half of it.
Jonathan and Martha Kent, show yourselves.
- She can't. - Why not?
- Then why are you here? - Change of plans.
...sell them on the American dream.
- Martha. - What are you gonna do?
An advanced culture sharing its bounty with a more primitive one.
...to stand down for the next 48 hours.
Here you go. Here's some water. Okay.
Concubine to slave. Is that a step down?
Judas Priest. Scooped.
...my men have begun a few modernizing touches.
Why does Ching have that funny look on his face?
You're kidding.
...we've talked about this. There's still a chance that Clark might not get back...
- Clark had to return because of Lord Nor. - He's here, son.
And it appears you're not occupied.
- Clark? - I couldn't go through with it.
And I assure you...
Let me attempt to smooth things over.
- What would you call them? - Students.
I'm Leeza Gibbons, live from Smallville, Kansas.
Posing as a husband. Stumbling over these very strange customs.
I've just received some disturbing news from an unimpeachable source.
Previously on Lois & Clark:
I know this is difficult.
...we'll start killing two quivering citizens of Smallville every day...
- Thank you, Leeza. - So, what brings you to Earth?
Lois. Hey, have you talked to Clark?
Sorry?
Better than the blue and the cape?
Of course he thought about us. You don't think it killed him to leave?
Lois, get a grip.
- Kneel or break. - Down.