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I say we pop back up in there
- Have you ever wanted
has a bed that looks like a Ferrari.
- And you're talking to the piano.
So the suits cram her with gimmicks.
He'd be all, "Lose ten pounds,"
when we're performing together and we're just in the zone.
[front door clicks]
This is a film I recently completed with Jose.
"Mr. Dress" swept the Razzies,
* We are * all: * Dream girlfriends *
if I wrote "think, asshole" in really big letters.
* 'Cause forever's too short *
- Come on, Gloria!
and once he clears out the fake skin products--
I can't ask her to get rid of it.
- No! [all cheer]
[riffing soulfully] * To Ja Rule on it *
- Is it you're just inventing words?
- Great!
from Los Angeles to Miami,
[doorbell buzzes]
- I just wanna say, I'm super excited for you.
And the theme I always came back to was
the perfect girl... [gags]
- Oh, my God. Okay.
Sorry. You have to take it back or move it for us.
And I saw Anita Baker at the Trop!
- Sorry, honey.
[all cheer]
Ugh, buddy. Your poopy's out.
No. No, no, no, no, no!
- So thanks for being a fan, stranger.
- [running scales] * Us *
- That wasn't okay, Larry.
We all look... super hot.
[distant piano notes]
- [grunts] Jesus!
Big-time dwasg song.
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