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* *
- Ooh. - All right. Let's go.
We kill at the mall. - Mm-hmm.
* Dream girlfriends *
Was it always this big?
that he ate, like, a year and a half ago.
- Jingle Ball.
Instagram Live."
Eventually, the creditors took everything
Maybe she can put it in storage or...
- Most people have smaller things that do that.
- It's dead. - But we're not.
[exciting synth music]
- Why don't we know what to do?
Wait, why didn't you guys call it "d'swag"?
- Freakin' Larry!
[brass music]
And keep the angles hot! You know?
* We are * all: * Dream girlfriends *
BYO-mop.
- Is that a trash pile?
I'm here with an exclusive look
- This is a Cameo?
because if the sun hits her at that angle,
* We're gonna be famous three-gether *
At least you get the place to yourself today.
I have a few essentials coming from Los Angeles.
Come on. Back to one.
Now he's not sure what's a real object and what's not.
Oh, my God. Ew!
* Eyebrows thin, bronzer thicker *
I have an eye for this.
- That's our bedroom.
Let's warm up with some Britney scales.
- Oh, my God.
* We're gonna be famous five-ever *
* Girls5eva *
[sighs]
Like, for real.
* 'Cause we're party girls who wear cowboy hats *
- "Dream Girlfriends." From the top.
- Oh! - Your mouth is disgusting!
- Or below.
outside my house for human rights abuses,
Thank you for everything.
a straight shot down to his asshole.
Oh, we're back. I'm sorry.
We have our first group strategy session today.