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HEAVEN FORBID THIS CONVERSATION GET PERSONAL NOW.
YEAH, YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE YANKEE INGENUITY HERE?
PUCKER UP, BABY.
YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT THERE, ARE YOU?
SEE, I ASKED HIM TO QUIT FOLLOWING ME.
I THE OWNER OF THE BAR HERE. SAM MALONE.
DON'T BOTHER.
WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING THERE?
LOOK, YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO NORMIE'S GOT NO PREVIOUS RECORD.
YEAH.
WHILE BARKING LIKE A SEAL.
IT'S ALL RIGHT. HE HAD ALL HIS SHOTS IN THE ARMY.
AND FEEDING THEM TO YOU.
CLIFFORD, WE DON'T USUALLY SEE YOU IN HERE THIS EARLY.
GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.
DID YOU FIND ANY TIME FOR SKIING?
DIANE, I RESENT THAT.
WHAT ACTUALLY IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO THIS PATTERSON FELLA?
YEAH.
SO, NORM...
WHO?
THAT HE HIRED YOU AS A TOKEN WEENIE.
CARLA, AH--
WITH THE CUTEST LITTLE SATIN PUMPS.
THEY'LL JUST GIVE HIM
THANK YOU.
AND THROWN INTO SOME DARK, COLD CELL
* YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
THE REASON I CALLED YOU HERE IS BECAUSE I'M LOOKING FOR AN ATTORNEY
THE IMPORTANT THING HERE IS JUST TO RELAX AND STAY CALM.
OH.
SOMETIMES THE PROBLEM'S RIGHT HERE.
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