Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night...
...you'll be referred to as Mr. And Dr. Wolowitz?
A modified roommate agreement for a temporary house guest.
What has to break inside your brain for you to think:
Ice ice baby
Your doctorate is in neurobiology. I fail to see the distinction.
- No. - Where is your brother?
Just not against their will.
Leonard, do you understand this?
A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.
All right.
I have paperwork that says differently.
You're kidding.
Until Priya gets her own place, you stay here and I'll stay at your apartment.
...does anyone have any final comments on Leonard's faulty digestive system?
Oh, if there was a problem
...and did so using a stern facial expression.
Leonard, sweetheart, we're kissing, not eating hot soup.
Come on, dude, I'm exhausted.
Monkeys.
Ugh.
- Is there something wrong with your neck? - It's a little stiff.