Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, if we weren't friends...
Uh...
Why can't you and my sister spend your nights here?
It would appear as if alcohol is playing keep-away with your intelligence.
- Can I stay here tonight? - Uh...
The girlfriend and the ex-girlfriend bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty.
- Can I tell you a secret? - Yeah.
Rajesh and I have a good thing going and you're not going to ruin it.
I can't believe you think he only wears it on Halloween.
- When did you take my blood? - Not important.
...arm your photon torpedoes every night.
I can see how that would be upsetting. Come in.
Let me try this again. Where's Leonard?
Oh, my God, she's that Mona?
What a remarkably fragile structure to support such a valuable payload.
Oh. Out with his friends.
You're okay to stay for a while.
- What's wrong with me, Penny? - Nothing, nothing.
Oh, relax, he's got headphones on.
I was proposing you massage your muscles with your own hands.
Call the police in America.
...whereas Leonard produces copious amounts of methane.
WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH DATES
I'm getting my PhD.