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I'M TURNING INTO A HORRIBLE PERSON.

WITH THIS MONEY OUT THERE, HUH, HUH?

WELL, I'M NOT ACTUALLY AN ATTORNEY YET.

WELL, UH, YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO PRONOUNCE JUDGMENT

HEY, JUST BECAUSE YOU DID A LITTLE TYPING,

THAT IT'S AN HONOR AND PRIVILEGE

NOW, LET'S JUST FORGET THAT ANY OF THIS EVER HAPPENED.

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

IS THIS A JOKE?

WAIT A SECOND HERE.

"I AMEND MY WILL TO PROVIDE THE FOLLOWING.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE ALL YOUR MONEY TO YOUR RELATIVES?

YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.

[TAPPING ON GLASS]

* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME *

PUT IT ON, OR I TEAR OFF THE CLOTHES YOU'RE WEARING.

BETWEEN THE PEEKING DUCK AND THE SWEET AND SOUR FISH,

THIS IS WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE, ISN'T IT, HUH?

THINK ABOUT ALL THE GOOD YOU CAN DO

ALL RIGHT, THE GUY'S HERE HERE ON FALSE PRETENSES.

DOC SAYS HE'S GOING BELLY UP IN A FEW MONTHS.

AND ALL WE NEED IS KRAMER'S SIGNATURE,

* TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *

WHO'S GOT SIX MONTHS TO LIVE?

THIS IS ALL PRIMA FACIUS

OH, HEY, COME ON. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SOUVENIR

OH, YEAH, WELL, I MAY BE CRAZY, BUT I'M NOT STUPID.

I MEAN, HE'S A GREAT STORY TELLER,