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YES, DIANE, I AM.
TOM, YOU'RE A LAWYER, AREN'T YOU?
IT'S NOT AN I.O.U.
"I LEAVE THE SUM OF...
I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO GET IT RIGHT.
OH, GEE, YOU REALLY GOING TO LEAVE?
MAYBE I SHOULD GET YOU SOMETHING?
WELL, HE EMBRACED ME, IF YOU MUST KNOW.
UH-HUH. OH, WAIT A SECOND HERE. WAIT A SECOND.
* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *
THAT DELIGHTFUL WALK YOU AND I TOOK OVER TO THE JUKEBOX?
NO. NO, I WON'T EVEN SAY IT.
WELL, HE CAME IN HERE BECAUSE HE JUST FOUND OUT
THANK YOU.
THERE ARE A LOT OF THESE PEOPLE HERE WHO DIDN'T GIVE THE GUY
I'M TAKING MY BAR EXAM NEXT MONTH.
I'M GONNA DO WHAT I SHOULD'VE DONE
GOING AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS OUT THERE.
MY PURCHASES WILL BE SIMPLE.
SAM, I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME TO DEAL WITH THIS.
IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND, CARLA.
TOO HASTILY, COACH,
NO, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THRESHOLD MEANS.
THIS IS THE WILL. I PALMED IT, AND I BURNED A PHONY.
OH...
WAS TO HAVE EVERYBODY AT CHEERS
I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE FACETIOUS.
I'M GONNA DESTROY IT BEFORE IT DESTROYS ME.
WHAT YOU PEOPLE DID THIS EVENING
YOU KNOW, I WORKED MY WAY THROUGH HARVARD BUSINESS
IT STRENGTHENED IN ME A FAITH IN HUMANITY
DOES THERE HAVE TO BE BLOODSHED?
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT BACK.
I WENT ON AND ON LIKE A NINNY.
YEAH.
I MEAN, REALLY WE SHOULD HAVE AN OLDER GUY BEHIND THE BAR.
* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
AND GET YOUR JACKETS, WILL YOU?
COACH SAID THERE WAS SOME PROBLEM ABOUT MY WILL?
NON CORPUS INTERRUPTUS ANYHOW.
WHAT? HOW?
I'D BETTER TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
WE COULD CATCH THE GULF STREAM.
WHAT'S THAT?
* TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT *
WHY NOT? COME ON.
* IN BORNEO, ICHABOO ICHABOO ICHABOO... *