Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IF YOU WENT TO A QUACK.
IT'S TONIGHT THAT COUNTS.
COME ON, IT'S GONNA MAKE US SO HAPPY.
TO HELP HANDLE THAT HOLIDAY DELUGE.
THE MINUTE I SET EYES THIS EVIL THING--
DO YOU THINK THAT I'D REALLY DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN
WHEN YOU WANTED TO KNOW WHAT TIME IT WAS.
WELL, YOU DO NOW, MERVIN.
THANKS, SAM.
GET OUT OF HERE! HURRY!
THAT WAS A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY, WASN'T IT?
TELL HIM HIS ADOPTED SON NORM SENDS HIS LOVE.
A TRIP TO THE CANARIES
MINUS MY ACCOUNTING FEE,
A PAIR OF SHOES,
WELL, LOOK, ON THE FACE OF IT,
DIANE, NO. NO.
YOU WANT MY MONEY.
A COUPLE OF THOSE WORDS DIDN'T SOUND VERY NICE.
OH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT.
I OWNED A CHEMICAL PLANT OUTSIDE OF CHICAGO.
CLIFF, YOU WANNA BE A LITTLE SENSITIVE HERE?
YEAH, I KNOW MY SHARE.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
IS THE BETTER PART OF DICTION.
AND GET HIM TO WRITE A VALID WILL,
MY NAME'S SAM MALONE. I'M THE OWNER OF THE BAR.
OOH, LOOKY HERE.
WE DON'T WANT TO APPEAR TOO EAGER
MY POP ALWAYS TOLD ME TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
GET OUT OF HERE. WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!
WHAT AM I YELLING ABOUT?
WHEN IT WAS FOUND THAT JURISPRUDENCE
SURE. THE GUY'S ON HIS WAY TO THE AIRPORT.
"TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,
YEAH, WONDER WHAT HE'S UP TO.
BUT PLEASE, JUST NO APPEALS TO FRIENDSHIP AND SENTIMENT.
NO. YOU SPLIT 100 BUCKS.
ANY TIME, MALCOLM.