Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THE MINUTE I SET EYES THIS EVIL THING--
THANKS, SAM.
NO. YOU SPLIT 100 BUCKS.
YEAH, I KNOW MY SHARE.
TELL HIM HIS ADOPTED SON NORM SENDS HIS LOVE.
WELL, LOOK, ON THE FACE OF IT,
DIANE, NO. NO.
I OWNED A CHEMICAL PLANT OUTSIDE OF CHICAGO.
AND GET HIM TO WRITE A VALID WILL,
A PAIR OF SHOES,
ANY TIME, MALCOLM.
WHEN YOU WANTED TO KNOW WHAT TIME IT WAS.
COME ON, IT'S GONNA MAKE US SO HAPPY.
IF YOU WENT TO A QUACK.
TO HELP HANDLE THAT HOLIDAY DELUGE.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
WELL, YOU DO NOW, MERVIN.
WHAT AM I YELLING ABOUT?
"TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,
SURE. THE GUY'S ON HIS WAY TO THE AIRPORT.
IS THE BETTER PART OF DICTION.
OH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT.
MINUS MY ACCOUNTING FEE,
CLIFF, YOU WANNA BE A LITTLE SENSITIVE HERE?
IT'S TONIGHT THAT COUNTS.
DO YOU THINK THAT I'D REALLY DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN
A COUPLE OF THOSE WORDS DIDN'T SOUND VERY NICE.
MY NAME'S SAM MALONE. I'M THE OWNER OF THE BAR.
THAT WAS A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY, WASN'T IT?
GET OUT OF HERE! HURRY!
WHEN IT WAS FOUND THAT JURISPRUDENCE
A TRIP TO THE CANARIES
BUT PLEASE, JUST NO APPEALS TO FRIENDSHIP AND SENTIMENT.
MY POP ALWAYS TOLD ME TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
YOU WANT MY MONEY.
OOH, LOOKY HERE.
GET OUT OF HERE. WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!
WE DON'T WANT TO APPEAR TOO EAGER
YEAH, WONDER WHAT HE'S UP TO.