Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OH, COME ON. YOU SURE THAT'S NOT JUST AN OPENING LINE?
HE'S GOT SIX MONTHS TO LIVE.
IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT DIVIDING IT EQUALLY.
LOOK, LOOK, IN ORDER FOR A WILL TO BE VALID
THEY SOUND AS IF THEY'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME.
SAM, SHOW HER SOME OF THE OTHER TRICKS.
IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY.
WATCH THIS.
AND I'M RELIEVED.
SORRY, SAM, I'VE GOT TO RUN.
BESIDES, LIFE'S TOO SHORT. I HAVE A PLANE TO CATCH.
AND THAT'S IT.
* YOU WANT TO BE *
I'M GOING IN.
WOULD HAVE GUILT EATING AWAY AT HIS GUTS
HEH HEH. PRETTY TOUGH GUY.
THIS LITTLE BABY IS MY TICKET TO HAPPINESS.
YEAH, YEAH. DON'T BE A STRANGER. SAMMY...
IT WASN'T AN OVERT EMBRACE.
AND I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.
EXCELLENT. YOU'RE A VERY GOOD BARTENDER.
YEAH, THAT WAS MY POSTAL SUPERVISOR.
IT'S A BUNCH OF WRITING I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS WHAT THIS IS.
SAM!
LET'S KILL HER!
OH, RIGHT. I GOT A PLANE TO CATCH.
THAT YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF, HUH?
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.
WELL, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, GUYS.
I'M--I'M PROUD AND...
OF COURSE NOT.
* HOW THE REINDEERS LOVED HIM... **
THIS IS OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT BUSINESS.
QUIT WASTING OUR TIME NOW.
YOU GOT IT.