Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THIS LITTLE BABY IS MY TICKET TO HAPPINESS.
AND I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.
HEH HEH. PRETTY TOUGH GUY.
IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT DIVIDING IT EQUALLY.
IT'S A BUNCH OF WRITING I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS WHAT THIS IS.
I'M GOING IN.
AND THAT'S IT.
EXCELLENT. YOU'RE A VERY GOOD BARTENDER.
* HOW THE REINDEERS LOVED HIM... **
IT WASN'T AN OVERT EMBRACE.
AND I'M RELIEVED.
IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY.
LET'S KILL HER!
THIS IS OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT BUSINESS.
THEY SOUND AS IF THEY'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME.
YEAH, THAT WAS MY POSTAL SUPERVISOR.
OH, RIGHT. I GOT A PLANE TO CATCH.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?
SAM!
I'M--I'M PROUD AND...
WATCH THIS.
WELL, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, GUYS.
YEAH, YEAH. DON'T BE A STRANGER. SAMMY...
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.
HE'S GOT SIX MONTHS TO LIVE.
SAM, SHOW HER SOME OF THE OTHER TRICKS.
BESIDES, LIFE'S TOO SHORT. I HAVE A PLANE TO CATCH.
QUIT WASTING OUR TIME NOW.
THAT YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF, HUH?
LOOK, LOOK, IN ORDER FOR A WILL TO BE VALID
* YOU WANT TO BE *
OH, COME ON. YOU SURE THAT'S NOT JUST AN OPENING LINE?
WOULD HAVE GUILT EATING AWAY AT HIS GUTS
YOU GOT IT.
OF COURSE NOT.
SORRY, SAM, I'VE GOT TO RUN.