Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You look at her, and she's kind of matronly today,

Why don't you find your seat and enjoy the buffet.

Phyllis ended up using the exact same invitations as Roy and me.

as the first day you started work at Dunder Mifflin.

Ladies and gentleman may I present to you, for the first time as a couple, Mr. & Mrs. Todd Bashaw

I say "let him eat cake"

Excuse me, sir, how do you know the happy couple?

one of the great, seemingly impossible, love stories of our time.

Phyllis just stole all of my ideas for our wedding.

no, it's totally hypothetical.

The most important part of a speech is the opening line.

One, two, three!

Don't linger. Break left.

Margaret Thatcher said that about marriage.

Those days are over...

I know I don't normally notice these kind of things,

I'm pacing myself.

I can't believe I pushed that guy's lazy ass around all day

and somehow my pants became wet.

I say, "Let them eat cake."

Are you ready for this, Elbert? I am.

Well, nobody ever helped me. I had to do it myself.

I will take care of that.

it is like I'm paying for the wedding, which I'm happy to do.

The Celtics were a great team.

He's old and thinks he's president and has dementia.