Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

it is like I'm paying for the wedding, which I'm happy to do.

You look at her, and she's kind of matronly today,

as the first day you started work at Dunder Mifflin.

He's old and thinks he's president and has dementia.

Phyllis ended up using the exact same invitations as Roy and me.

I say "let him eat cake"

Margaret Thatcher said that about marriage.

I can't believe I pushed that guy's lazy ass around all day

Excuse me, sir, how do you know the happy couple?

Don't linger. Break left.

Why don't you find your seat and enjoy the buffet.

I'm pacing myself.

Well, nobody ever helped me. I had to do it myself.

one of the great, seemingly impossible, love stories of our time.

no, it's totally hypothetical.

The Celtics were a great team.

Are you ready for this, Elbert? I am.

I know I don't normally notice these kind of things,

The most important part of a speech is the opening line.

I say, "Let them eat cake."

I will take care of that.

Those days are over...

and somehow my pants became wet.

Phyllis just stole all of my ideas for our wedding.

One, two, three!

Ladies and gentleman may I present to you, for the first time as a couple, Mr. & Mrs. Todd Bashaw