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DARLENE: And then you don't-- - Come on!
DEVIL: Our daughter. - Oh, great.
- Get your hands off my daughter.
Mom?
Okay, he better have health insurance too
there's an Inuit fishing village in Alaska
[tires screeching]
- Listen carefully, do not leave your trash in this van.
and it was because of you two self-centered assholes.
Together, you and I can create a future without rules,
♪ ♪
- Oh, oh, oh! [cheering]
[dialing]
but Sisyphus pretending to love the boulder?
♪ ♪
by killing his spawn, the Antichrist.
Don't let the job of mother go to your head.
- Your little rosebuds tender?
DEVIL: You're lucky it didn't kill itself,
Now let's rock it out tonight
- Get in now. Come on.
- Jesus. Do you know what you're doing?
with a whole new group of kids.
- And your vagina just became
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
You're so retro.
STUDENT 1: All of my favorite actors got cancelled.
- The only thing I need protection from is you.
- And she says, "I lied to protect you."
maybe Mama wasn't running from the Devil.
Maybe Mama was running from being a real mama.
sony is going to merge with mcu.
- Just fucking stop it!
- You're a washed-up, desperate con artist
To my frickin' amazing daughter.
And then, that way, we're kind of going together.
[dramatic musical sting]
I compel you to oblivion!
with that guy I told you about, Eric?
and now your dad knows where to find you, so we got to go.
♪ Be thankful ♪
Access Hollywood is next.
their names, but you can bring one--
[air hissing]