Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

the dastardly duo

- I lied to protect you, and I don't regret it for a second.

- I don't control the lighting in here.

♪ But I'm already invisible enough ♪

Think port authority,

goat's horn shoved up his dick!

- Okay, they're dead, yes,

And when we carry it out together,

to make that promise,

Johnny Test! Johnny Test! This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test Time to watch Johnny Test. Johnny Test is one of my favorite things to watch.

- Get off of me! - Let me feel them!

and you actually want a daughter,

Thoughts? - Yeah, I've got thoughts.

- Okay. I agree to see my father.

[gunshot] [clucks]

birthday after-party

See you at the bottom of the hill tomorrow, new girl.

"so you're saying a black hole's the reason

My mom left my awesome dad for a nerd.

- I'm supposed to accept that you had sex with Satan,

We look to the future, and in our future,

- New girl is spicing this party up.

You should be planting roots, doing normal teen things.

- I believe this 30-legged friendly centipede is yours.

- Smoke if you got 'em.

I'll see you at the party.

Oh, and you use it for storage.

your husband's been cheating on you for three years?"

Does anyone even hear me?

- Probably shouldn't have eaten that block of cheese

no, it was just that one explosion.

The last 13 years of my life,

Mind if I share this locker with you?

- So there's, like, this party tonight

BEN: Aah, his legs!

We're packing, then leaving. - Get off of me.

I know, now you're thinking,

- And I'm like, "Oh, okay, Rhonda,

I'm not Dracula. I'm the goddamn Devil.

STUDENT 3: Is that a new girl?

PARTY GUEST: If my parents ever show up to a party,

- Yes. - Sweet.

[both grunting]

Now let's go smash some shit that makes a difference.

It's like, you stand here

- Yeah. CHRISSY: Oh, you knew!