Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

that this hole will suck forever.

Because if they did, I swear to God--

which makes me want to punch a hole in my face.

- Chrissy! Wow, you made it.

Got all the time in the world.

- So if I call the shots,

and you're his mortal conduit to Earth,

A toast to my parents for fucking me up, huh?

- Ah, there it is. - What?

PARTY GUEST 3: Push your way to the front.

Now, let's gut this child

- I think her mother killed him.

- Oh, you wouldn't last a day in the real world without me.

- I purge the world of demonic forces

to kill the Devil and get my daughter,

IRWIN: I never thought I'd hear

you can bet it won't

♪ Be thankful you're you ♪

so everyone can watch you bleed.

- Real estate inspector. How about yourself?

The time has come for me to thwart Satan's fiendish plan

Yep, it was, unless you count the explosion of flavor

for 13 years. CHRISSY: Fuck this.

Kiss her ass, or I'll slaughter your children.

[gunshot] [crowd gasping]

Whoa! LAURA: I will not learn

wait, what? - Look, she doesn't get you.

The black hole has arrived.

You're new here, right? CHRISSY: Uh-huh.

- Nah, dude. That's no dookie.

What a fucking joke.

- I will get my revenge. You shall pay!

- Oh, my dad sent you?

Piss quick. Your pants are on fire.

holding the ceremonial knife with this Antichrist--

STUDENT 1: Girls don't poo-poo, dumbass.

Your dad is the Devil,

That's sort of how I had you,