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STUDENT: Hey, heads up!
PARTY GUEST 5: Who gives a shit?
no!
- [screams]
[epic music]
- "We"? Fuck you.
Is she still an alcoholic? - Huh?
- Bullies? Did they hurt you, Christina?
- You banged the Devil
You don't know anything... CHRISSY: Let go of me!
Boy, did we have a meet-weird, right?
- Oh, it is creepy when you come out
Your magic jizz ruined my life. You're lucky I didn't kill it.
You got about as much chance of laying a finger on me as--
'cause I'm about to hit that!
Head smash. - Oh, my God.
of a goddamn cheetah.
Whew, you're lucky your mom's got the reflexes
[groans] What the hell?
♪ Just use the one talent ♪
I thought that was pretty cool.
[tires screeching] - [gasps]
- Gross-ass parents. They don't care about me.
- Ah--[farts] - [laughs]
[grunts]
- See you tomorrow!
- Just wanted to let you know that I left some sanitary pads
- Please don't.
- No, no, no, no, no. No dick hole.
IRWIN: Good luck. LAURA: Shut up, Irwin.
- What the f&@k?
he's gonna love this
- Oh, hi. [chuckles]
but I want to get to know you, but slowly,
Damn, that's what I should have said to her.
a homing device for the Prince of Darkness.
♪ Your talents are few ♪