Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have no friends, and I just exploded two bullies!

- You got your period and made that hole in the sky,

I support and believe you.

I was a mess before I had you.

for Shayla Rosenblatt's birthday after-party.

Whoo, you're jacked!

I've been a pawn in their fucked-up relationship.

being shackled to you

- They're dead!

I'm Chrissy. - Hi.

My daughter's gonna join me soon,

You know, I just found out my dad's not really dead.

look like Shanghai. - No, no, not this time.

Now instead of football games, we visit historical bridges.

In other news, the sky over a local junior high

I'm sure she'll jump at the chance

- A toast before you head out.

LAURA: Oh, my God.

so yeah, you didn't ruin anything.

- Hey, everybody. This is my daughter.

Holy shit, that was painful.

- With my last breath, let-- - [grunt]

and fewer bomb threats.

- Exit the building in an orderly fashion!

[sucks teeth] Ugh.

- [panting] [horn honks]

be keeping us from Shayla Rosenblatt's

DARLENE: Yeah, you never do know, do you?

You left your whole life behind to raise my spawn.

But technically, I won't be.

- She sounds like a bitch. - That's what I said.

- Deceiver, dark one,

were you inside someone's corpse?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

-you look cute! -Extremely adorable.

I never got a chance to thank you.

["Be Thankful You're You" by Fern Jones]

- Ha, tight burn!

And I couldn't find you until you came into your powers.

is Scutigera... BOTH: Coleoptrata.

- Oh, I'll show you what I do to Daddy.

- Oh, what a fucking woman.

- Hey. You want to watch Con Air?

But that was irrefutably cathartic.

- I didn't mean to. - Don't let other people's

- What is middle school

You're not smashing me until you look at me.

I rode on a carriage

BEN: May I suggest the boys' room?

- Great. - That's great.