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He's sweet and rich and a geropsychologist.
to be someone else for six goddamn months.
You want to talk about desperation?
[gasps]
- God! Everything you ever told me is a lie.
and put an end to your father's plan.
Huh?
Oh, but that should come in handy tonight
Look at me!
Salt your hair and burn this photo of yourself.
Now keep your hand up if you knew this day was coming.
No more running.
[creature snarls]
thou shall be cast into...
[epic music]
- I have a gut feeling I'll be okay.
- Ooh.
- 13 years preparing for the day
- Take it all! [screams]
I can't stand another minute with you.
If I agree to do that, can I get a ride
But I just got to be patient, you know?
- Ah! - Oh, it's a freaky new girl.
- Oh, you're right, Mother. You do know best.
Hey, does this hurt? - Goodbye!
- That's one brave parakeet.
You? - Some ups, some downs.
- He was the best of us, but we must move on.
[clears throat]
- Oh, you better choose your next words carefully.
These asshats are mercenaries hired to dispose of demons.
to watch the life drain from your hideous eyes
- Get it, girl.
- I'm gonna look like I'm dead, okay?
I'm bringing frosé.
You hear that drippy drip?
is he a dad or just a cool friend?
By the power of Hephzibah,
[gunshot] - [screeches]
and he invited me to my first party.
My mom doesn't give two shits about me.