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He's got a bird head, and he craps bubbles.
after you murdered those two bullies,
- [growling]
And I'm a patient guy.
PARTY GUEST 1: Get a real job! - I am well paid!
to give me a ride to the abandoned--
but in this family, we don't dwell on the past.
PARTY GUEST 4: This party just got lame.
- Mom, I'm going to school tomorrow.
♪ ♪
So about that party, is that invite still--
- And don't forget new school rules!
And if you have any questions about feminine hygiene,
- And you had an unfinished dolphin tattoo.
And what do I have that you suddenly want?
[wind whooshing]
- Really, that's all you got?
[gasps]
Squirtle Squirtle
BEN: Whoa.
- [burps]
but that was irrefutably cathartic.
[dripping] - [gasps]
[distant screaming]
- And if he thought that hurt,
LAURA: I don't know.
- [screams] - [gasps]
[panting]
Mom?
[ominous music]
All girls make choices, and half of those are bad.
about the black hole's origin or purpose.
- [moans weakly]
since time began. ALL: Whoo!
- Wait, this isn't hell? - Shit, no.
Has anyone seen the tip of my dick?
- Almost. Last one's silver.
STUDENT 2: Now let's get you on my livestream
- Swap girl with drywall and heart with mold damage,
- The abandoned Taco Chateau? Blam-o!
CHIEF: Put him on.
You shouldn't be living on the lam.
- I hope the rest of your day was less explosive.
- Yeah, I'm fine. LAURA: What's going on?
It's like the central hub for all unearthly realms.
I need a cadaver, but fresh,
and I wish I was never born.
LAURA: Well, once she gets to know you,
- [grunts] - Ow! What was that?
- I said not alive. Fasten your seatbelt, honey.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. - [laughing awkwardly]