Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Oh, bitchin'. Is this in 3-D? -No, but your face is.

I don't want to, like, start a family.

Of course. I just told you so.

-For what? -Coming home so late.

You make me get out of here.

That's a real tragedy. Dumped.

The guy has fur all over his face, too.

I don't give.... Fuck 'em. Just leave me alone.

Good. Check this geek out.

My friends think so.

I think he's that dude she was out with the other night.

-How can this not be right? -'Cause what about Julie?

-I can't believe he did it. -I can.

It's either Randy, or you guys.

...when one is honorable, when one is disciplined...

aren't the way they really are...

None of us have had a dude outside of school.

-Right. -Wait, Mom, I just--

-Hey, man. -What are you doing?

Come on, keep going!

I'm totally not in love with you anymore, Tommy.

This is it, Fred. I'm rushing that birthday cake.

-You want to dance? -ln another life.

I don't think you ever saw these.

Oh, yeah? For how long?

This place sucks.

-No, that's when you grow a mustache. -Puke! Gross!

I want you to know you're my best friends.

Suzi was supposed to bring them, but she never even showed up.

I'd get so fat and all, and what would happen to my zits?

You're all fucking programmed.

Maybe he was her boyfriend.

Is it about who's dating the captain of the football team?

and you don't even know why you're here.

-What's the matter with you? -Why didn't you call me first?

-Are you ready to party? -Yeah!

We don't want to pressure you, dear.

Take it back and get a more expensive one. The expensive ones always fit better, honey.

Dump the Sohio at 34 and one eighth.

-Are you sure? -Positive, dear.

You see, honey, sometimes the way things look...

I don't feel so good.

It's like my brains won't stop going.

Indian wrestling with the boys, or something totally grody like that.

That's what I've always enjoyed about you.

He's not going to appreciate me talking to Brad.

Why couldn't they own a Pizza Hut, or something?

We know you're at an age now where boys are more important...

...who have set an example for our whole school with their behavior.

Your place will be packed.

Sweet cheeks and velvet thighs.