Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Beavis, tomorrow, we are going to score with that lady.

If I can just get...

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He's scored every day for... for 24 years.

How can I help you?

to sacrifice themselves.

And now, I know you mean you've been masturbating.

♪ Got a handful of stacks ♪

with all your wuss feelings talk.

is down there on that beautiful blue marble.

Thank you, ma'am.

I'm gonna get out of here, and don't follow me.

you son of a bitch!

that, um, heh, I don't remember.

I don't sound like that.

You know, that's really thoughtful of her,

You're sitting too close to me.

Aight, here's a leaked storyboard for Dieter and Enrique: Bigger Longer and uncut, where dieter and enrique do heroin and they hallucinate paul and zagreus having a hot steamy threeway with bella

Of course not, because you don't need to.

Yes, yes, the door, yes.

Whoa, Beavis. You're not gonna believe this.

We had to eat flight specialist Jung.

You cannot imprison the almighty bunghole!

Or something, and, um, heh.

I have to go back in there before they get suspicious,

- Whoa! - Yeah!

Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.

Yeah, I didn't actually get to eat any...

- Ugh! - ♪ You busta customer ♪

I know you're thinking, "I need an expensive scalpel,"

fulfilling all the dreams you ever had

Uh, what did you do to our house?

Uh, let's open them up and start over again.

But they felt it was the right thing to do,

Well, don't follow me.

I'm the toughest judge in the state.

How would you guys like to do that,

- Yeah. - Heh heh heh.

1 and 2 and 3 and 4 smarties

Uh, never mind, never mind.

Ow! Somebody hit us!

because the records were lost when the gym burned down.

We're gonna score!

That is true in every reality.

Complete renovation.

♪ Tell my how am I supposed to live without you ♪

*Metalocalypse is on phone* Uhh......This show sucks. It's just this homophobic metal band killing people and sending death threats

You have wood, son.

It is our nation's highest priority to find it.

my reaction to dopesick

is when white people, particularly men,

Well, Serena, um, do you wanna like just do it right now?

you damaged the delicate structure of the cosmos.

- Heh-heh-heh. - Hm-heh-heh.

Tastes weird. Kinda salty.

♪ I make it rain, I make it rain ♪

I can't unlock the door.

It's the Feds. They're on this too.

Heh-heh-heh. Hm, yeah, heh, oh, yeah.

You're disgusting, Beavis.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

For years, I have watched you from afar

Hello, Governor. It appears we each have

Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?

Yeah, she really knows how to build the anticipation.

won that trip to space camp,

I need TP for my bunghole!

but I never thought it would really happen,

Hurry, you haven't but much time.

from Space Camp... They're phenomenal!

Wormhole? Uh-heh-heh.

I think that guy said the keys are in the green car.

It's all so simple.

I have a gigantic schlong. I hope that's okay.

- Heh heh heh. - And, um,

by hiding in a suitcase at the foot of the bed.

in absolute terms, we're still not so bright.

- Heh heh heh heh. - Heh. Heh.

The car is going backwards, Butt-Head.

you know, like, either way,

Heh-heh-heh, and I give it to you.

They could be anywhere.

It was right there behind the Classics department.

Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi ng-ng-ng-ng-ng-ng-ng

where you never went through the black hole

Yeah, they're disrespecting us.

Did they say anything about me?

I did not say ate ass.

And don't skimp on the nacho cheese sauce,

Are you sure about this?

Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.

And I just want to say that I also love, um,

*the stranger things episode The Piggyback is on the phone* uhhh...this episode sucks! they killed off eddie yet let steve, the necrophiliac rapist murderer live

Heh heh heh heh.

What's your name?

Whoa! Um, Butt-Head?

- Ugh. - Damn it.

They wanted us to find this.

♪ I clap at your reverend ♪

the responsibility lies with me.

You can't score with these things on.

I don't see it, where?

and he's always trying to kick my ass for no reason.

We copy, Houston.

Let's get moving, Beavis.

Dice? Heh-heh-heh.

- Oh! - Whoa...

Guess I have to do everything myself.

Um, we're here for Serena.

They're brilliant.

Right kill them. Yep. Mm-hmm, no, that's what I meant.

when he sees that car and we're not in it.

♪ I get you sum cooka ♪

To me, the most exciting part is re-entry.

We never found out who

through the portal, entranced by your beauty,

Um, so um, I know you probably like Butt-Head more,

They always come with a message.

We're subverting the existing paradigm.

Where the hell are Beavis and Butt-Head?

She went totally...

Why did you not go through the portal before?

This is your quest.