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Uh, let's open them up and start over again.
*Metalocalypse is on phone* Uhh......This show sucks. It's just this homophobic metal band killing people and sending death threats
Well, don't follow me.
- Whoa! - Yeah!
Beavis, tomorrow, we are going to score with that lady.
Yes, yes, the door, yes.
I think that guy said the keys are in the green car.
Where the hell are Beavis and Butt-Head?
I can't unlock the door.
Okay. Heh.
- Yeah. - Heh heh heh.
where you never went through the black hole
We're gonna score!
We never found out who
They could be anywhere.
She went totally...
It is our nation's highest priority to find it.
Uh, never mind, never mind.
They always come with a message.
Whoa! Um, Butt-Head?
Tastes weird. Kinda salty.
Guess I have to do everything myself.
Look at this.
Dice? Heh-heh-heh.
my reaction to dopesick
You know, that's really thoughtful of her,
Um, we're here for Serena.
Hurry, you haven't but much time.
- Heh heh heh. - And, um,
because the records were lost when the gym burned down.
♪ I get you sum cooka ♪
You dumb-ass.
And I just want to say that I also love, um,
It was right there behind the Classics department.
Let's get moving, Beavis.
But they felt it was the right thing to do,
You have wood, son.
*the stranger things episode The Piggyback is on the phone* uhhh...this episode sucks! they killed off eddie yet let steve, the necrophiliac rapist murderer live
- Ugh. - Damn it.
you know, like, either way,
Endeavor.
- Oh! - Whoa...
Heh-heh-heh.
that, um, heh, I don't remember.
Yeah, they're disrespecting us.
How would you guys like to do that,
Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?
through the portal, entranced by your beauty,
Heh-heh-heh. Hm, yeah, heh, oh, yeah.
Magic sucks.
Uhh...
We copy, Houston.
Whoa!
They're brilliant.
Uh, what did you do to our house?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
in absolute terms, we're still not so bright.
♪ Tell my how am I supposed to live without you ♪
when he sees that car and we're not in it.
I did not say ate ass.
I don't see it, where?
won that trip to space camp,
To me, the most exciting part is re-entry.
and he's always trying to kick my ass for no reason.
I'm gonna get out of here, and don't follow me.
Heh-heh-heh, and I give it to you.
Whoa, Beavis. You're not gonna believe this.
And don't skimp on the nacho cheese sauce,
Of course not, because you don't need to.
Why did you not go through the portal before?
but I never thought it would really happen,
What's your name?
Books?
Hi-yah! Yes!
Mirthful, yes.
by hiding in a suitcase at the foot of the bed.
is when white people, particularly men,
Yeah, she really knows how to build the anticipation.
the responsibility lies with me.
How can I help you?
I don't sound like that.
You're disgusting, Beavis.
You cannot imprison the almighty bunghole!
Well, Serena, um, do you wanna like just do it right now?
It's all so simple.
That is true in every reality.
It's not fair.
I'm the toughest judge in the state.
Ow! Somebody hit us!
- Heh heh heh heh. - Heh. Heh.
I seek TP.
Wormhole? Uh-heh-heh.
Or something, and, um, heh.
- Heh-heh-heh. - Hm-heh-heh.
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi ng-ng-ng-ng-ng-ng-ng
No.
with all your wuss feelings talk.
Thank you, ma'am.
Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.
we did measurements
They wanted us to find this.
Yeah, I didn't actually get to eat any...
It's the Feds. They're on this too.
I need TP for my bunghole!
Boing.
Hello, Governor. It appears we each have
I know you're thinking, "I need an expensive scalpel,"
Chirp.
We had to eat flight specialist Jung.
you damaged the delicate structure of the cosmos.
♪ I clap at your reverend ♪
fulfilling all the dreams you ever had
♪ I make it rain, I make it rain ♪
Heh heh heh heh.
- Ugh! - ♪ You busta customer ♪
Um, so um, I know you probably like Butt-Head more,
He's scored every day for... for 24 years.
Right kill them. Yep. Mm-hmm, no, that's what I meant.
Did they say anything about me?
Complete renovation.
is down there on that beautiful blue marble.
I have to go back in there before they get suspicious,
This is your quest.
you son of a bitch!
We demand TP!
And now, I know you mean you've been masturbating.
♪ Got a handful of stacks ♪
If I can just get...
1 and 2 and 3 and 4 smarties
We've created many interesting props and you can watch it on paramount+ to see them in detail.
Aight, here's a leaked storyboard for Dieter and Enrique: Bigger Longer and uncut, where dieter and enrique do heroin and they hallucinate paul and zagreus having a hot steamy threeway with bella
We're subverting the existing paradigm.
Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.
from Space Camp... They're phenomenal!
The car is going backwards, Butt-Head.
to sacrifice themselves.
For years, I have watched you from afar
Wood.
Are you sure about this?
You're sitting too close to me.
Good stuff.
Heh-heh, cool.
I have a gigantic schlong. I hope that's okay.
You can't score with these things on.