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You know, that's really thoughtful of her,
It's all so simple.
Boing.
We demand TP!
Heh-heh, cool.
I'm the toughest judge in the state.
I don't see it, where?
It is our nation's highest priority to find it.
I'm gonna get out of here, and don't follow me.
We never found out who
- Ugh. - Damn it.
- Heh heh heh heh. - Heh. Heh.
I don't sound like that.
Heh heh heh heh.
Okay. Heh.
Well, Serena, um, do you wanna like just do it right now?
♪ I clap at your reverend ♪
Endeavor.
1 and 2 and 3 and 4 smarties
Good stuff.
Are you sure about this?
and he's always trying to kick my ass for no reason.
Wood.
Let's get moving, Beavis.
Um, we're here for Serena.
Chirp.
from Space Camp... They're phenomenal!
is when white people, particularly men,
I did not say ate ass.
♪ I make it rain, I make it rain ♪
Wormhole? Uh-heh-heh.
Whoa! Um, Butt-Head?
We've created many interesting props and you can watch it on paramount+ to see them in detail.
by hiding in a suitcase at the foot of the bed.
through the portal, entranced by your beauty,
Uhh...
Or something, and, um, heh.
You cannot imprison the almighty bunghole!
Of course not, because you don't need to.
because the records were lost when the gym burned down.
you know, like, either way,
♪ I get you sum cooka ♪
But they felt it was the right thing to do,
Whoa!
where you never went through the black hole
How would you guys like to do that,
I have to go back in there before they get suspicious,
we did measurements
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Complete renovation.
Well, don't follow me.
Books?
We're subverting the existing paradigm.
*the stranger things episode The Piggyback is on the phone* uhhh...this episode sucks! they killed off eddie yet let steve, the necrophiliac rapist murderer live
Did they say anything about me?
Yeah, they're disrespecting us.
Look at this.
You can't score with these things on.
Aight, here's a leaked storyboard for Dieter and Enrique: Bigger Longer and uncut, where dieter and enrique do heroin and they hallucinate paul and zagreus having a hot steamy threeway with bella
♪ Got a handful of stacks ♪
And don't skimp on the nacho cheese sauce,
Hurry, you haven't but much time.
And I just want to say that I also love, um,
Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?
- Yeah. - Heh heh heh.
Uh, let's open them up and start over again.
Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.
my reaction to dopesick
Ow! Somebody hit us!
- Heh heh heh. - And, um,
- Heh-heh-heh. - Hm-heh-heh.
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi ng-ng-ng-ng-ng-ng-ng
Um, so um, I know you probably like Butt-Head more,
you damaged the delicate structure of the cosmos.
Where the hell are Beavis and Butt-Head?
- Oh! - Whoa...
I seek TP.
What's your name?
when he sees that car and we're not in it.
in absolute terms, we're still not so bright.
but I never thought it would really happen,
Why did you not go through the portal before?
Dice? Heh-heh-heh.
I need TP for my bunghole!
Heh-heh-heh, and I give it to you.
*Metalocalypse is on phone* Uhh......This show sucks. It's just this homophobic metal band killing people and sending death threats
Yeah, she really knows how to build the anticipation.
I can't unlock the door.
with all your wuss feelings talk.
Heh-heh-heh. Hm, yeah, heh, oh, yeah.
This is your quest.
You have wood, son.
won that trip to space camp,
you son of a bitch!
You're sitting too close to me.
Right kill them. Yep. Mm-hmm, no, that's what I meant.
She went totally...
You're disgusting, Beavis.
To me, the most exciting part is re-entry.
That is true in every reality.
How can I help you?
You dumb-ass.
the responsibility lies with me.
fulfilling all the dreams you ever had
Mirthful, yes.
The car is going backwards, Butt-Head.
Hello, Governor. It appears we each have
It's not fair.
Hi-yah! Yes!
♪ Tell my how am I supposed to live without you ♪
We're gonna score!
Guess I have to do everything myself.
- Whoa! - Yeah!
They're brilliant.
I have a gigantic schlong. I hope that's okay.
If I can just get...
They wanted us to find this.
We had to eat flight specialist Jung.
They always come with a message.
Whoa, Beavis. You're not gonna believe this.
Magic sucks.
Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.
- Ugh! - ♪ You busta customer ♪
No.
It's the Feds. They're on this too.
to sacrifice themselves.
I know you're thinking, "I need an expensive scalpel,"
We copy, Houston.
Yeah, I didn't actually get to eat any...
I think that guy said the keys are in the green car.
And now, I know you mean you've been masturbating.
He's scored every day for... for 24 years.
Uh, never mind, never mind.
that, um, heh, I don't remember.
Beavis, tomorrow, we are going to score with that lady.
Uh, what did you do to our house?
Tastes weird. Kinda salty.
Heh-heh-heh.
is down there on that beautiful blue marble.
Thank you, ma'am.
They could be anywhere.
For years, I have watched you from afar
Yes, yes, the door, yes.
It was right there behind the Classics department.