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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi ng-ng-ng-ng-ng-ng-ng
You cannot imprison the almighty bunghole!
Right kill them. Yep. Mm-hmm, no, that's what I meant.
I don't sound like that.
I have a gigantic schlong. I hope that's okay.
you damaged the delicate structure of the cosmos.
Um, so um, I know you probably like Butt-Head more,
I don't see it, where?
What's your name?
and he's always trying to kick my ass for no reason.
I have to go back in there before they get suspicious,
♪ Got a handful of stacks ♪
And don't skimp on the nacho cheese sauce,
Heh-heh-heh. Hm, yeah, heh, oh, yeah.
They wanted us to find this.
is when white people, particularly men,
It's the Feds. They're on this too.
Yeah, she really knows how to build the anticipation.
Let's get moving, Beavis.
I know you're thinking, "I need an expensive scalpel,"
Good stuff.
Wood.
He's scored every day for... for 24 years.
Magic sucks.
through the portal, entranced by your beauty,
You can't score with these things on.
To me, the most exciting part is re-entry.
I can't unlock the door.
that, um, heh, I don't remember.
♪ Tell my how am I supposed to live without you ♪
I seek TP.
Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.
Ow! Somebody hit us!
- Ugh. - Damn it.
when he sees that car and we're not in it.
Hi-yah! Yes!
Yes, yes, the door, yes.
You're sitting too close to me.
♪ I get you sum cooka ♪
Well, don't follow me.
- Heh heh heh heh. - Heh. Heh.
Chirp.
you know, like, either way,
where you never went through the black hole
Endeavor.
Where the hell are Beavis and Butt-Head?
Whoa! Um, Butt-Head?
We're gonna score!
They always come with a message.
Wormhole? Uh-heh-heh.
Uhh...
because the records were lost when the gym burned down.
- Whoa! - Yeah!
Books?
Whoa, Beavis. You're not gonna believe this.
I need TP for my bunghole!
How can I help you?
But they felt it was the right thing to do,
Uh, let's open them up and start over again.
- Yeah. - Heh heh heh.
For years, I have watched you from afar
Well, Serena, um, do you wanna like just do it right now?
I think that guy said the keys are in the green car.
Did they say anything about me?
This is your quest.
Uh, never mind, never mind.
Hello, Governor. It appears we each have
- Oh! - Whoa...
Whoa!
No.
It's all so simple.
The car is going backwards, Butt-Head.
Look at this.
You dumb-ass.
We had to eat flight specialist Jung.
♪ I clap at your reverend ♪
Are you sure about this?
You know, that's really thoughtful of her,
We've created many interesting props and you can watch it on paramount+ to see them in detail.
but I never thought it would really happen,
Hurry, you haven't but much time.
We demand TP!
fulfilling all the dreams you ever had
It was right there behind the Classics department.
*Metalocalypse is on phone* Uhh......This show sucks. It's just this homophobic metal band killing people and sending death threats
You have wood, son.
- Heh heh heh. - And, um,
Heh-heh, cool.
Tastes weird. Kinda salty.
It is our nation's highest priority to find it.
That is true in every reality.
We never found out who
Yeah, I didn't actually get to eat any...
Aight, here's a leaked storyboard for Dieter and Enrique: Bigger Longer and uncut, where dieter and enrique do heroin and they hallucinate paul and zagreus having a hot steamy threeway with bella
Of course not, because you don't need to.
Yeah, they're disrespecting us.
Okay. Heh.
Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?
Boing.
Heh heh heh heh.
And now, I know you mean you've been masturbating.
I'm gonna get out of here, and don't follow me.
We're subverting the existing paradigm.
They're brilliant.
Uh, what did you do to our house?
in absolute terms, we're still not so bright.
She went totally...
I did not say ate ass.
It's not fair.
♪ I make it rain, I make it rain ♪
Or something, and, um, heh.
Thank you, ma'am.
If I can just get...
And I just want to say that I also love, um,
Complete renovation.
you son of a bitch!
is down there on that beautiful blue marble.
Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.
to sacrifice themselves.
Mirthful, yes.
the responsibility lies with me.
won that trip to space camp,
by hiding in a suitcase at the foot of the bed.
Guess I have to do everything myself.
Beavis, tomorrow, we are going to score with that lady.
Why did you not go through the portal before?
my reaction to dopesick
from Space Camp... They're phenomenal!
Dice? Heh-heh-heh.
- Ugh! - ♪ You busta customer ♪
Heh-heh-heh, and I give it to you.
with all your wuss feelings talk.
They could be anywhere.
We copy, Houston.
1 and 2 and 3 and 4 smarties
- Heh-heh-heh. - Hm-heh-heh.
You're disgusting, Beavis.
Um, we're here for Serena.
How would you guys like to do that,
we did measurements
I'm the toughest judge in the state.
Heh-heh-heh.
*the stranger things episode The Piggyback is on the phone* uhhh...this episode sucks! they killed off eddie yet let steve, the necrophiliac rapist murderer live