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You have wood, son.
the responsibility lies with me.
Guess I have to do everything myself.
And now, I know you mean you've been masturbating.
We've created many interesting props and you can watch it on paramount+ to see them in detail.
Did they say anything about me?
through the portal, entranced by your beauty,
They're brilliant.
Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.
Well, Serena, um, do you wanna like just do it right now?
Aight, here's a leaked storyboard for Dieter and Enrique: Bigger Longer and uncut, where dieter and enrique do heroin and they hallucinate paul and zagreus having a hot steamy threeway with bella
♪ Got a handful of stacks ♪
We're subverting the existing paradigm.
you son of a bitch!
But they felt it was the right thing to do,
I seek TP.
Yeah, I didn't actually get to eat any...
You dumb-ass.
Dice? Heh-heh-heh.
♪ I get you sum cooka ♪
I don't see it, where?
Ow! Somebody hit us!
Um, we're here for Serena.
- Oh! - Whoa...
to sacrifice themselves.
Hi-yah! Yes!
Um, so um, I know you probably like Butt-Head more,
Whoa!
Why did you not go through the portal before?
from Space Camp... They're phenomenal!
Beavis, tomorrow, we are going to score with that lady.
What's your name?
Uh, let's open them up and start over again.
No.
If I can just get...
Complete renovation.
Yes, yes, the door, yes.
And I just want to say that I also love, um,
Of course not, because you don't need to.
They could be anywhere.
Hello, Governor. It appears we each have
- Heh-heh-heh. - Hm-heh-heh.
This is your quest.
Tastes weird. Kinda salty.
where you never went through the black hole
That is true in every reality.
Uh, what did you do to our house?
It's the Feds. They're on this too.
Well, don't follow me.
I have to go back in there before they get suspicious,
and he's always trying to kick my ass for no reason.
Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.
It's not fair.
Uh, never mind, never mind.
Magic sucks.
Good stuff.
Are you sure about this?
Thank you, ma'am.
Books?
because the records were lost when the gym burned down.
Look at this.
you know, like, either way,
We had to eat flight specialist Jung.
They wanted us to find this.
I did not say ate ass.
Heh heh heh heh.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Heh heh heh. - And, um,
*Metalocalypse is on phone* Uhh......This show sucks. It's just this homophobic metal band killing people and sending death threats
I know you're thinking, "I need an expensive scalpel,"
Wood.
Whoa, Beavis. You're not gonna believe this.
fulfilling all the dreams you ever had
Where the hell are Beavis and Butt-Head?
You know, that's really thoughtful of her,
I think that guy said the keys are in the green car.
Whoa! Um, Butt-Head?
To me, the most exciting part is re-entry.
- Yeah. - Heh heh heh.
by hiding in a suitcase at the foot of the bed.
Heh-heh, cool.
that, um, heh, I don't remember.
I'm the toughest judge in the state.
we did measurements
Hurry, you haven't but much time.
You cannot imprison the almighty bunghole!
We copy, Houston.
Let's get moving, Beavis.
Yeah, they're disrespecting us.
Heh-heh-heh.
1 and 2 and 3 and 4 smarties
♪ I make it rain, I make it rain ♪
She went totally...
Uhh...
*the stranger things episode The Piggyback is on the phone* uhhh...this episode sucks! they killed off eddie yet let steve, the necrophiliac rapist murderer live
You're disgusting, Beavis.
- Ugh. - Damn it.
Right kill them. Yep. Mm-hmm, no, that's what I meant.
- Ugh! - ♪ You busta customer ♪
You can't score with these things on.
It's all so simple.
It was right there behind the Classics department.
And don't skimp on the nacho cheese sauce,
How can I help you?
It is our nation's highest priority to find it.
I need TP for my bunghole!
I can't unlock the door.
Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?
We demand TP!
They always come with a message.
I'm gonna get out of here, and don't follow me.
Endeavor.
in absolute terms, we're still not so bright.
Heh-heh-heh. Hm, yeah, heh, oh, yeah.
but I never thought it would really happen,
Yeah, she really knows how to build the anticipation.
- Heh heh heh heh. - Heh. Heh.
with all your wuss feelings talk.
you damaged the delicate structure of the cosmos.
when he sees that car and we're not in it.
He's scored every day for... for 24 years.
♪ I clap at your reverend ♪
is down there on that beautiful blue marble.
Or something, and, um, heh.
We're gonna score!
Okay. Heh.
Heh-heh-heh, and I give it to you.
How would you guys like to do that,
You're sitting too close to me.
Wormhole? Uh-heh-heh.
won that trip to space camp,
♪ Tell my how am I supposed to live without you ♪
The car is going backwards, Butt-Head.
Mirthful, yes.
For years, I have watched you from afar
is when white people, particularly men,
We never found out who
Chirp.
I have a gigantic schlong. I hope that's okay.
Boing.
my reaction to dopesick
I don't sound like that.
- Whoa! - Yeah!