Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's the Feds. They're on this too.

Yes, yes, the door, yes.

*Metalocalypse is on phone* Uhh......This show sucks. It's just this homophobic metal band killing people and sending death threats

We copy, Houston.

Of course not, because you don't need to.

Aight, here's a leaked storyboard for Dieter and Enrique: Bigger Longer and uncut, where dieter and enrique do heroin and they hallucinate paul and zagreus having a hot steamy threeway with bella

♪ Got a handful of stacks ♪

Well, Serena, um, do you wanna like just do it right now?

- Yeah. - Heh heh heh.

*the stranger things episode The Piggyback is on the phone* uhhh...this episode sucks! they killed off eddie yet let steve, the necrophiliac rapist murderer live

you know, like, either way,

by hiding in a suitcase at the foot of the bed.

You can't score with these things on.

Thank you, ma'am.

you damaged the delicate structure of the cosmos.

They wanted us to find this.

- Ugh! - ♪ You busta customer ♪

- Whoa! - Yeah!

They're brilliant.

We've created many interesting props and you can watch it on paramount+ to see them in detail.

You have wood, son.

where you never went through the black hole

Uh, what did you do to our house?

We never found out who

Heh-heh-heh, and I give it to you.

- Heh heh heh heh. - Heh. Heh.

Beavis, tomorrow, we are going to score with that lady.

What's your name?

that, um, heh, I don't remember.

1 and 2 and 3 and 4 smarties

Why did you not go through the portal before?

is down there on that beautiful blue marble.

Whoa, Beavis. You're not gonna believe this.

when he sees that car and we're not in it.

She went totally...

You're sitting too close to me.

It is our nation's highest priority to find it.

- Ugh. - Damn it.

- Heh heh heh. - And, um,

He's scored every day for... for 24 years.

my reaction to dopesick

fulfilling all the dreams you ever had

I can't unlock the door.

I know you're thinking, "I need an expensive scalpel,"

They could be anywhere.

But they felt it was the right thing to do,

Heh-heh-heh. Hm, yeah, heh, oh, yeah.

I have a gigantic schlong. I hope that's okay.

It's all so simple.

Dice? Heh-heh-heh.

I need TP for my bunghole!

♪ I make it rain, I make it rain ♪

Um, so um, I know you probably like Butt-Head more,

I have to go back in there before they get suspicious,

And now, I know you mean you've been masturbating.

Whoa! Um, Butt-Head?

I did not say ate ass.

How would you guys like to do that,

Did they say anything about me?

Guess I have to do everything myself.

This is your quest.

I'm gonna get out of here, and don't follow me.

and he's always trying to kick my ass for no reason.

because the records were lost when the gym burned down.

♪ I clap at your reverend ♪

It was right there behind the Classics department.

I'm the toughest judge in the state.

That is true in every reality.

If I can just get...

How can I help you?

we did measurements

- Heh-heh-heh. - Hm-heh-heh.

Let's get moving, Beavis.

We're subverting the existing paradigm.

is when white people, particularly men,

- Oh! - Whoa...

Wormhole? Uh-heh-heh.

the responsibility lies with me.

We're gonna score!

Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.

Yeah, they're disrespecting us.

Hurry, you haven't but much time.

You cannot imprison the almighty bunghole!

Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi ng-ng-ng-ng-ng-ng-ng

Heh heh heh heh.

For years, I have watched you from afar

We had to eat flight specialist Jung.

The car is going backwards, Butt-Head.

I don't sound like that.

♪ I get you sum cooka ♪

Tastes weird. Kinda salty.

won that trip to space camp,

Ow! Somebody hit us!

I think that guy said the keys are in the green car.

from Space Camp... They're phenomenal!

Right kill them. Yep. Mm-hmm, no, that's what I meant.

Complete renovation.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Um, we're here for Serena.

Uh, never mind, never mind.

in absolute terms, we're still not so bright.

And don't skimp on the nacho cheese sauce,

♪ Tell my how am I supposed to live without you ♪

Uh, let's open them up and start over again.

Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.

you son of a bitch!

Well, don't follow me.

Where the hell are Beavis and Butt-Head?

I don't see it, where?

but I never thought it would really happen,

through the portal, entranced by your beauty,

Yeah, I didn't actually get to eat any...

Are you sure about this?

You know, that's really thoughtful of her,

Or something, and, um, heh.

They always come with a message.

Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?

with all your wuss feelings talk.

You're disgusting, Beavis.

To me, the most exciting part is re-entry.

And I just want to say that I also love, um,

Hello, Governor. It appears we each have

Yeah, she really knows how to build the anticipation.

to sacrifice themselves.