Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're gonna have to practice doing this a lot.

I'm tired of this crap.

and I've never said this

And these days, well,

Heh. Do you have any bigger TVs?

You know what, we don't have time for this.

I don't understand spanking my monkey.

Satirical comment on the times.

♪ Cr-cr-crack crack crack crack crack ♪

- Heh heh - Heh heh heh.

*mr. pickles (2013) is on phone* uh, this show sucks! it's just this dog killing innocent people for no reason

exactly the way it was.

I've wanted to do this my whole life,

You must enter this portal before it closes in two days,

McCabe. Inspection now.

Damn it, Beavis, are you talking to Serena?

She probably told you about us.

because it sorta puts me in a tricky position

- Oohh, yeah. - Whoa!

And you went to jail.

Damn it, I can't see it.

Uh, I don't mind the handcuffs, but like,

My reaction to Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island:

The greatest story ever told.

Aah! Ow! Heh... ow!

We're all on the same team.

Hey, Beavis was driving.

This kicks ass.

He said butt munch.

I've never seen one of those before.

Uh... it's a little game she's playing.

But I don't care.

You could have saved the universe and maybe learned

I'll volunteer too.

out of proteinaceous spider silk.

Well, the current owner bought the property to flip.

Huh huh, you said bono

I'll know more when I dissect their mouthparts.

Let me give you the tour.

And then we're going to put those two boys

since you were a little girl staring up at the stars.

where we're going to have to execute

everything we've ever known,

Now fly to the portal, fly.

♪ I see it's true ♪

Heh, heh, yeah, heh.

There's a stop sign, Butt-Head.

"Wuh-heh-heh." Shut up, ButtHead!

- It's kinda dark. - Let me help you there.

We have to have sex in here. Hehheh-heh.

that we still have a long, hard road ahead of us.

Where is she? Damn it, Beavis,

It's the Venezuelans or Al-Qaeda.

Or I was thinking maybe we could...

Yeah, sometimes the Taco Bell has a Pizza Hut.

He did the most dangerous thing you can do in this place.

a very difficult docking maneuver.

I demand TP, I demand TP!

Because Daddy's connections got you into college

What's wrong with that guy?

Yeah, I've been hanging on to it too.

Are you here to destroy me?

Because it belonged to the mother of one of these

Well, that concludes your training.

going-to-jail-wise.

So what do you think?

We don't have to worry about getting stopped by the police.

♪ I pack an 11 ♪

You want those two to go up in space

What is it, Hartson?

You're the one who drove her away.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

♪ Tell me one thing more before I go ♪

Oh, yeah, I fell in love with it too.

Where could they have gone?

where are all dildos

You know, get it?

Or tell you why they were here?

Now let's go score before I change my mind.

Yeah, and fire, heh, yeah, fire, heh.

This is a classic example of white privilege.

Are you shitting me?

Yes, their primitive language

My reaction to pinky malinky

single-minded obsession with it.

It started out as a simple request for toilet paper,

We are you, from what your primitive planet

Would you like me to help you set up your home?

Pikabobobo Bebe

you wouldn't believe. Something bigger, yeah.

It says Johnson.

has two meanings for that word, yes.

Beavis and butthead

as a secondary backup in case of mechanical failure.

Which one of you guys does tattoos?

Uh, send up 100 more orders of nachos.

Damn it, that's not a phone.

Let's go kill those boys, huh?

Hm-hm-heh-heh-heh. Ate ass, hehheh.

Drinking my own urine.

- Heh-heh-heh. - Hm-hm-hm-heh.

Are you ready to do it?

He doesn't want us to score.

Your trip will take 167 hours.

Now Serena, I've been on a long journey

I wouldn't say no to anything at this point.

I found a coupon in the car for Taco Bell.

Our little dance of seduction is now complete.