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We were arguing whether they're aliens
You just wanted to have sex with me.
Here. I'll show you, what's your password?
We're gonna be the first ones.
Whoa, Butt-Head, look, a garbage disposal.
You better be.
Hah!
And instead, all we get is books!
Heh-heh. Serena?
and I'll be thankful for the rest of my life.
Hey, you guys have to see this.
So would it have to be both of you?
Notre Dame is losing to Alabama 17-10.
Heh-heh-hm-hm-heh.
We automatically assume we can take what we want
And then, after she blew
2, 1, lift-off.
Yeah, spider webs kick ass. Yeah.
Beavis, you're a dumb-ass.
But no matter. At great personal expense,
Cool. Heh heh heh heh.
Dont make this No
Heh-heh.
Wait a minute.
Also I was thinking we might score.
If I want it I'll get it my luv... That's just how it's gotta go
Oh, that's cool. Yeah.
Something sucks. Oh, boy. Heh heh.
We're a team. Yep.
- Mm-hmm. - Okay.
until the last five minutes or so,
in the space program again.
Hello?
So what will it take to keep you quiet?
Amusing and incongruous.
As long as you're in the state of Texas, Special Agent,
For you, Smart Beavis, are the first among us to score.
Ah! Ugh!
Okay okay.
and then... and then I'd wake up
is making me curious.
without food or water.
I am appfolio!
We just outsmarted that son of a bitch.
telescope to the Mir space station
And I don't know who you two freaks are
Ate ass.
for reasons of national security.
in all the cosmos,
and dock the actual space shuttle
But whoever it was is going to be fine.
*The Boys (2019) is on the phone* Uhhh....This show is pretty good! It's just these superpowered individuals who work for a secret government organization
Happens to me. Never happened to you?
While we are the smartest Beavis and Butt-Head
to believe we would get first dibs.
Boi-oi-oi-oing!
Is that, like, part of America or something?
Perhaps the two beings share one brain.
Or Arcturus Six.
But I can see how it would it be quite
She said watch me through the window
It's almost like they have an unhealthy
Come on, Butt-Head!
Hole.
First you need to set up the Home app.
have done what you're about to do?
And fire. Heh heh heh.
I'm gonna tear your head off and...
Heh heh heh heh.
Hm-hm-hm-heh-heh. Yeah, that was cool.
in the world.
Whoa, Beavis. Look, it's Serena.
Yeah, where's the TV?
Aah!
Maybe I misjudged you two.
Two at-risk youths turned astronauts?
Aah! Turd!
Beavis: What's going on?
We don't need you
and unlock the potential of these two at-risk youths?
Heh-heh.
Whoa. Anything?
And she gave us this bracelet to seal the deal.
to Shirley Beavis when her son died in space.
What do we have to lose? Nothing, I don't think.
Please rise.
- Ha. - I want you to have it.
Now let's put our hands in.
We must hasten to the...
Go ahead, Beavis.
Are you ready to do it?
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's gonna be good, yeah.
But that's a police car.
Yeah, like a wiener, or a schlong.
Oohh, yeah!
I am appfolio!
Heh-heh.
- Ah, ah! - Ugh!
I wanna volunteer my wiener.
South Park The Simpsons Clone High caillou Family Guy & Dilbert Ripoff
10, 9, 8, 7, 6...
which is that...
Uh, oh.
Im not Goni s*t beviris
to eight weeks of Space Camp.
It's a butthole.
And they're right.
You really brought your A-game today, Beavis.
Whoa, we just paid for that with this?
And then, you know, just, heh, see you later.
First of all... oh. Hello!
Beavis, you dumb-ass. Didn't you hear?
There she is!
Yeah, again, probably just
beavis an d butthead
- Did we win the science fair? - Even better, Beavis.
or how you're mixed up in this, but I'm gonna find out.
Ow! Heh. Ow! Heh.
Yes, an infinite amount.
But you may call us Smart Beavis
But today, my dream will come true.
I'm going to turn things over to Officer Hartson now
- He said "touched." - Heh heh heh.
Let’s all go home !!! Except JOANNE
But I chose you for this mission.
as part of my new "Soft on Crime" initiative.