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First you need to set up the Home app.
Yeah, spider webs kick ass. Yeah.
But I chose you for this mission.
And then, after she blew
There she is!
Boi-oi-oi-oing!
Heh-heh.
I am appfolio!
But today, my dream will come true.
to believe we would get first dibs.
Whoa, we just paid for that with this?
Oh, that's cool. Yeah.
and then... and then I'd wake up
Heh heh heh heh.
to eight weeks of Space Camp.
Wait a minute.
We're gonna be the first ones.
As long as you're in the state of Texas, Special Agent,
And instead, all we get is books!
Whoa, Butt-Head, look, a garbage disposal.
Hm-hm-hm-heh-heh. Yeah, that was cool.
It's a butthole.
Beavis: What's going on?
- He said "touched." - Heh heh heh.
Im not Goni s*t beviris
is making me curious.
Ow! Heh. Ow! Heh.
Now let's put our hands in.
Yeah, where's the TV?
Aah! Turd!
- Ha. - I want you to have it.
If I want it I'll get it my luv... That's just how it's gotta go
Perhaps the two beings share one brain.
and I'll be thankful for the rest of my life.
Oohh, yeah!
And they're right.
without food or water.
We're a team. Yep.
First of all... oh. Hello!
telescope to the Mir space station
Two at-risk youths turned astronauts?
But you may call us Smart Beavis
Uh, oh.
which is that...
Please rise.
Hello?
Maybe I misjudged you two.
Is that, like, part of America or something?
Ah! Ugh!
Whoa. Anything?
And I don't know who you two freaks are
We were arguing whether they're aliens
And she gave us this bracelet to seal the deal.
- Mm-hmm. - Okay.
- Did we win the science fair? - Even better, Beavis.
Dont make this No
But I can see how it would it be quite
Are you ready to do it?
in the world.
Cool. Heh heh heh heh.
beavis an d butthead
We automatically assume we can take what we want
You better be.
And then, you know, just, heh, see you later.
as part of my new "Soft on Crime" initiative.
Here. I'll show you, what's your password?
Whoa, Beavis. Look, it's Serena.
You really brought your A-game today, Beavis.
Notre Dame is losing to Alabama 17-10.
or how you're mixed up in this, but I'm gonna find out.
Hole.
I'm gonna tear your head off and...
*The Boys (2019) is on the phone* Uhhh....This show is pretty good! It's just these superpowered individuals who work for a secret government organization
Something sucks. Oh, boy. Heh heh.
She said watch me through the window
We don't need you
Ate ass.
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's gonna be good, yeah.
Let’s all go home !!! Except JOANNE
Hah!
Okay okay.
And fire. Heh heh heh.
Also I was thinking we might score.
Heh-heh-hm-hm-heh.
Yeah, again, probably just
have done what you're about to do?
For you, Smart Beavis, are the first among us to score.
Beavis, you're a dumb-ass.
What do we have to lose? Nothing, I don't think.
So would it have to be both of you?
Or Arcturus Six.
Go ahead, Beavis.
Happens to me. Never happened to you?
Hey, you guys have to see this.
Beavis, you dumb-ass. Didn't you hear?
10, 9, 8, 7, 6...
Amusing and incongruous.
We just outsmarted that son of a bitch.
Aah!
Heh-heh.
and unlock the potential of these two at-risk youths?
Heh-heh. Serena?
until the last five minutes or so,
South Park The Simpsons Clone High caillou Family Guy & Dilbert Ripoff
to Shirley Beavis when her son died in space.
in the space program again.
It's almost like they have an unhealthy
Yes, an infinite amount.
I am appfolio!
Come on, Butt-Head!
So what will it take to keep you quiet?
for reasons of national security.
You just wanted to have sex with me.
and dock the actual space shuttle
We must hasten to the...
Heh-heh.
But whoever it was is going to be fine.
But no matter. At great personal expense,
I'm going to turn things over to Officer Hartson now
in all the cosmos,
While we are the smartest Beavis and Butt-Head
But that's a police car.
2, 1, lift-off.
I wanna volunteer my wiener.
- Ah, ah! - Ugh!
Yeah, like a wiener, or a schlong.