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- Ha. - I want you to have it.
Notre Dame is losing to Alabama 17-10.
Please rise.
Beavis, you're a dumb-ass.
Yeah, like a wiener, or a schlong.
Maybe I misjudged you two.
in the space program again.
First you need to set up the Home app.
We must hasten to the...
It's a butthole.
You better be.
There she is!
Oh, that's cool. Yeah.
in the world.
Yeah, where's the TV?
as part of my new "Soft on Crime" initiative.
And instead, all we get is books!
Hey, you guys have to see this.
Happens to me. Never happened to you?
or how you're mixed up in this, but I'm gonna find out.
We don't need you
telescope to the Mir space station
So would it have to be both of you?
Perhaps the two beings share one brain.
Yeah, again, probably just
South Park The Simpsons Clone High caillou Family Guy & Dilbert Ripoff
Beavis, you dumb-ass. Didn't you hear?
which is that...
And fire. Heh heh heh.
to Shirley Beavis when her son died in space.
and unlock the potential of these two at-risk youths?
beavis an d butthead
Beavis: What's going on?
*The Boys (2019) is on the phone* Uhhh....This show is pretty good! It's just these superpowered individuals who work for a secret government organization
Yes, an infinite amount.
Cool. Heh heh heh heh.
Also I was thinking we might score.
without food or water.
and I'll be thankful for the rest of my life.
until the last five minutes or so,
But that's a police car.
Here. I'll show you, what's your password?
But I can see how it would it be quite
to believe we would get first dibs.
We're a team. Yep.
and dock the actual space shuttle
2, 1, lift-off.
to eight weeks of Space Camp.
I'm going to turn things over to Officer Hartson now
While we are the smartest Beavis and Butt-Head
Wait a minute.
for reasons of national security.
I am appfolio!
Aah!
Oohh, yeah!
Or Arcturus Six.
Ow! Heh. Ow! Heh.
- He said "touched." - Heh heh heh.
Okay okay.
Boi-oi-oi-oing!
in all the cosmos,
Heh-heh.
We're gonna be the first ones.
We were arguing whether they're aliens
And then, you know, just, heh, see you later.
Hole.
Hello?
- Mm-hmm. - Okay.
It's almost like they have an unhealthy
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's gonna be good, yeah.
I am appfolio!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6...
But I chose you for this mission.
Heh-heh.
Aah! Turd!
Whoa, Butt-Head, look, a garbage disposal.
Amusing and incongruous.
Now let's put our hands in.
is making me curious.
Ate ass.
You really brought your A-game today, Beavis.
Hah!
have done what you're about to do?
Let’s all go home !!! Except JOANNE
Heh-heh.
and then... and then I'd wake up
Uh, oh.
But whoever it was is going to be fine.
We just outsmarted that son of a bitch.
Im not Goni s*t beviris
Is that, like, part of America or something?
Whoa, Beavis. Look, it's Serena.
Whoa. Anything?
As long as you're in the state of Texas, Special Agent,
Yeah, spider webs kick ass. Yeah.
Heh-heh. Serena?
Something sucks. Oh, boy. Heh heh.
Two at-risk youths turned astronauts?
But no matter. At great personal expense,
For you, Smart Beavis, are the first among us to score.
But today, my dream will come true.
If I want it I'll get it my luv... That's just how it's gotta go
She said watch me through the window
Are you ready to do it?
- Did we win the science fair? - Even better, Beavis.
But you may call us Smart Beavis
We automatically assume we can take what we want
Ah! Ugh!
Come on, Butt-Head!
- Ah, ah! - Ugh!
Heh-heh-hm-hm-heh.
What do we have to lose? Nothing, I don't think.
Hm-hm-hm-heh-heh. Yeah, that was cool.
You just wanted to have sex with me.
And she gave us this bracelet to seal the deal.
I wanna volunteer my wiener.
Heh heh heh heh.
Whoa, we just paid for that with this?
Dont make this No
And then, after she blew
So what will it take to keep you quiet?
And I don't know who you two freaks are
And they're right.
First of all... oh. Hello!
Go ahead, Beavis.
I'm gonna tear your head off and...