Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All we need now is a car.

But I hope someday your dream comes true.

The only thing we can do.

Like nobody hears the real Beavis.

Be right back. Uh, okay.

my reaction to the boys (2019)

Oh, yeah, yeah, heh, I went to college...

and we wrote stuff down with a pencil

I am Cornholio!

Sunrise over Mother Earth.

No, no, no. No way. No thanks.

They're going to go on to good colleges and fine careers.

It's crude, but they're learning

That's original.

And they have the inside track for any job they...

We're gonna score.

Is it time to score? Heh heh heh.

Yeah. There's a slut at our house who's gonna like

- Yes! - Absolutely.

They've studied our tradecraft.

We ran him and his associate's fingerprints,

you can score first if you want to, Butt-Head.

And there's a funny thing about hope.

That is ma babble

But last night, I watched a show called

Listen carefully.

It is well hidden there because no one

he said contraction

And that's why he gave us a car,

Okay. So, white privilege

- Change course to intercept. - We won't lose them this time.

And dissect them.

Uh, I don't know.

You're not gonna kick me in the nads again, are you?

That kicks ass.

You're the bunghole, buttwagon.

The portal is located on the highest point

No, I don't remember that.

I can't believe I finally get to meet you.

Uh, just hold on a second.

Uh-huh. And? And?

you traveled through a five-dimensional portal

I'll be right behind you all the way.

"Keep dreaming your dreams." Mmhmm.

Believe me, I tried to talk them out of it.

There's turds down here.

Droll, very droll, yes. Whimsical.

You better not be talking to Serena in there.

And that's not even counting the Russian dog and the monkey.

We could finally get Americans interested

Take it all in while you can. Just think, all of life,

♪ I make it rain, I make it rain ♪

My reaction to The Problem Solverz:

When I look at these two boys today,

They're toying with us.

It's a story of sex, violence, power...

from Highland, Texas, and I...

Endeavor, can you hear me?

They're using the robotic arm

- Uh... no. - Oh.

Let's all go home.

AAAA HOLY SHIT WE GOTTA GET TO VAGINAE CITY AND GET THE TINY DILDO OF POWER BEFORE RENEE DOES aaofnerign this is going so fast the wind is violating my aneus and it feels good aaaaaa

Sometimes, in the teacher's lounge.

But those two boys were never here.

- Who? - Serena, yeah, heh.

♪ I make it rain on them hos, I make it rain ♪

Uh, wait a minute,

your intelligence, your knowledge of science.

Every possible version of you exists,

both those boys belong to me.

It can be tough, your first time in space.

You want me to take all of those?

Well, actually, it was pretty hard

and use it to observe a small black hole.

Look at that number, up there on the billboard.

Wait a minute, where's she going?

NASA has a lot riding on this mission.

- Pictures, okay. - No, no.

Heh heh heh. You care.

So, um, so where's Serena?

Wait, bu... why are you happy?

two teenagers who died in this accident on the space shuttle.

We need to go home right now so we can score.

You can tell people.

- That's right. - Whoa!

Anyway, along the way, I learned some things and stuff.

for one reason: to score with Serena.

Well, you know who else liked explosions?

in a sex positive way, which is a good thing.

Oh, hold on a second.

your elegance, your grace,

But here's the problem.

Why wasn't she there, Butt-Head?

Have you ever seen a show called "Touched by an Angel"?

And me re-elected lieutenant governor, which is also...

Yeah, we're gonna score, yeah.

Cool, yeah. Heh heh. Maybe we'll see some fire.

Quick, Butt-Head, the window.

Damn it, it's locked.

and I'm captain of the Space Shuttle Endeavor.

can our universes be saved.

Oh, my God. You were never out to get me.

What are these things?

I can't believe I've been hanging on to this

Exactly, Gage, thank you for that.

There's a two. And then, um, some kind of circle.

And if I'm gonna be accused of murder,

a suggestion... Guys.

and we only have enough oxygen for five people

Uhhh... probably.

but we have white privilege.

The missing nuke is somewhere here in the Caucasus Mountains.

♪ When I heard the news today ♪

I have but one bunghole to give.

So I say, why not give opportunity

I mean if there's like, a line,

- I see. - Whoa.

There's turds down here!

subverting existing paradigms...