Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I say, why not give opportunity

But here's the problem.

That is ma babble

You're not gonna kick me in the nads again, are you?

But last night, I watched a show called

So, um, so where's Serena?

- That's right. - Whoa!

We could finally get Americans interested

It is well hidden there because no one

Wait, bu... why are you happy?

No, I don't remember that.

Yeah, we're gonna score, yeah.

But I hope someday your dream comes true.

Sometimes, in the teacher's lounge.

Yeah. There's a slut at our house who's gonna like

I am Cornholio!

from Highland, Texas, and I...

- Pictures, okay. - No, no.

Wait a minute, where's she going?

Damn it, it's locked.

subverting existing paradigms...

your elegance, your grace,

I have but one bunghole to give.

We need to go home right now so we can score.

you can score first if you want to, Butt-Head.

I mean if there's like, a line,

What are these things?

It's a story of sex, violence, power...

I can't believe I've been hanging on to this

Take it all in while you can. Just think, all of life,

All we need now is a car.

Uh, wait a minute,

AAAA HOLY SHIT WE GOTTA GET TO VAGINAE CITY AND GET THE TINY DILDO OF POWER BEFORE RENEE DOES aaofnerign this is going so fast the wind is violating my aneus and it feels good aaaaaa

my reaction to the boys (2019)

And dissect them.

Well, actually, it was pretty hard

There's a two. And then, um, some kind of circle.

And if I'm gonna be accused of murder,

You can tell people.

Be right back. Uh, okay.

two teenagers who died in this accident on the space shuttle.

You better not be talking to Serena in there.

Is it time to score? Heh heh heh.

and we wrote stuff down with a pencil

Droll, very droll, yes. Whimsical.

but we have white privilege.

They're using the robotic arm

Believe me, I tried to talk them out of it.

Uh, just hold on a second.

We're gonna score.

- Change course to intercept. - We won't lose them this time.

"Keep dreaming your dreams." Mmhmm.

- I see. - Whoa.

Exactly, Gage, thank you for that.

You're the bunghole, buttwagon.

Oh, my God. You were never out to get me.

can our universes be saved.

The portal is located on the highest point

And that's not even counting the Russian dog and the monkey.

Have you ever seen a show called "Touched by an Angel"?

Oh, hold on a second.

They're toying with us.

Uh-huh. And? And?

My reaction to The Problem Solverz:

But those two boys were never here.

in a sex positive way, which is a good thing.

for one reason: to score with Serena.

There's turds down here!

Quick, Butt-Head, the window.

I'll be right behind you all the way.

Every possible version of you exists,

Cool, yeah. Heh heh. Maybe we'll see some fire.

♪ When I heard the news today ♪

Heh heh heh. You care.

Sunrise over Mother Earth.

The only thing we can do.

No, no, no. No way. No thanks.

When I look at these two boys today,

We ran him and his associate's fingerprints,

♪ I make it rain on them hos, I make it rain ♪

Let's all go home.

Well, you know who else liked explosions?

you traveled through a five-dimensional portal

And that's why he gave us a car,

he said contraction

Look at that number, up there on the billboard.

And they have the inside track for any job they...

They've studied our tradecraft.

- Yes! - Absolutely.

It can be tough, your first time in space.

Listen carefully.

They're going to go on to good colleges and fine careers.

That's original.

I can't believe I finally get to meet you.

Anyway, along the way, I learned some things and stuff.

a suggestion... Guys.

both those boys belong to me.

- Who? - Serena, yeah, heh.

and we only have enough oxygen for five people

NASA has a lot riding on this mission.

You want me to take all of those?

There's turds down here.

It's crude, but they're learning

Why wasn't she there, Butt-Head?

Oh, yeah, yeah, heh, I went to college...

And me re-elected lieutenant governor, which is also...

The missing nuke is somewhere here in the Caucasus Mountains.

That kicks ass.

Uhhh... probably.

and use it to observe a small black hole.

Okay. So, white privilege

Endeavor, can you hear me?

♪ I make it rain, I make it rain ♪

Like nobody hears the real Beavis.

Uh, I don't know.

And there's a funny thing about hope.

and I'm captain of the Space Shuttle Endeavor.

your intelligence, your knowledge of science.

- Uh... no. - Oh.