Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We could finally get Americans interested

You're not gonna kick me in the nads again, are you?

And me re-elected lieutenant governor, which is also...

a suggestion... Guys.

The missing nuke is somewhere here in the Caucasus Mountains.

♪ I make it rain on them hos, I make it rain ♪

What are these things?

Wait a minute, where's she going?

you traveled through a five-dimensional portal

Okay. So, white privilege

We're gonna score.

and use it to observe a small black hole.

subverting existing paradigms...

and I'm captain of the Space Shuttle Endeavor.

They're going to go on to good colleges and fine careers.

It can be tough, your first time in space.

Uh, just hold on a second.

♪ I make it rain, I make it rain ♪

But last night, I watched a show called

They're toying with us.

Heh heh heh. You care.

And if I'm gonna be accused of murder,

he said contraction

Yeah, we're gonna score, yeah.

I mean if there's like, a line,

The only thing we can do.

- That's right. - Whoa!

Damn it, it's locked.

can our universes be saved.

but we have white privilege.

Well, actually, it was pretty hard

your elegance, your grace,

Sometimes, in the teacher's lounge.

They've studied our tradecraft.

But I hope someday your dream comes true.

They're using the robotic arm

You can tell people.

You want me to take all of those?

And they have the inside track for any job they...

Quick, Butt-Head, the window.

Like nobody hears the real Beavis.

Listen carefully.

And dissect them.

It is well hidden there because no one

But those two boys were never here.

We need to go home right now so we can score.

There's turds down here.

And that's why he gave us a car,

Droll, very droll, yes. Whimsical.

It's a story of sex, violence, power...

Let's all go home.

Yeah. There's a slut at our house who's gonna like

The portal is located on the highest point

two teenagers who died in this accident on the space shuttle.

for one reason: to score with Serena.

Oh, hold on a second.

your intelligence, your knowledge of science.

"Keep dreaming your dreams." Mmhmm.

and we only have enough oxygen for five people

And there's a funny thing about hope.

- Yes! - Absolutely.

Take it all in while you can. Just think, all of life,

I have but one bunghole to give.

Exactly, Gage, thank you for that.

NASA has a lot riding on this mission.

Well, you know who else liked explosions?

Wait, bu... why are you happy?

Believe me, I tried to talk them out of it.

Oh, my God. You were never out to get me.

That is ma babble

Cool, yeah. Heh heh. Maybe we'll see some fire.

Endeavor, can you hear me?

Is it time to score? Heh heh heh.

Every possible version of you exists,

from Highland, Texas, and I...

my reaction to the boys (2019)

- Who? - Serena, yeah, heh.

you can score first if you want to, Butt-Head.

in a sex positive way, which is a good thing.

I'll be right behind you all the way.

- I see. - Whoa.

When I look at these two boys today,

Be right back. Uh, okay.

There's a two. And then, um, some kind of circle.

And that's not even counting the Russian dog and the monkey.

But here's the problem.

both those boys belong to me.

AAAA HOLY SHIT WE GOTTA GET TO VAGINAE CITY AND GET THE TINY DILDO OF POWER BEFORE RENEE DOES aaofnerign this is going so fast the wind is violating my aneus and it feels good aaaaaa

Uh, wait a minute,

Have you ever seen a show called "Touched by an Angel"?

Oh, yeah, yeah, heh, I went to college...

Uh-huh. And? And?

and we wrote stuff down with a pencil

Anyway, along the way, I learned some things and stuff.

That kicks ass.

No, I don't remember that.

My reaction to The Problem Solverz:

Why wasn't she there, Butt-Head?

So, um, so where's Serena?

It's crude, but they're learning

No, no, no. No way. No thanks.

- Change course to intercept. - We won't lose them this time.

- Pictures, okay. - No, no.

You better not be talking to Serena in there.

Uh, I don't know.

You're the bunghole, buttwagon.

Uhhh... probably.

I am Cornholio!

All we need now is a car.

That's original.

I can't believe I finally get to meet you.

So I say, why not give opportunity

I can't believe I've been hanging on to this

♪ When I heard the news today ♪

Sunrise over Mother Earth.

We ran him and his associate's fingerprints,

- Uh... no. - Oh.

Look at that number, up there on the billboard.

There's turds down here!