Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What wuss-ass thing did you just say, Beavis?

That guy just gave us a cool little TV.

Thank you, Governor!

I don't see their failure.

I'm speaking with the nacho man.

they will live forever in our memories.

I hope you're not spending

we will learn from Cornholio's message today,

Jig jig scrat scrat

Hide 'em in your pants. Shut up!

is he had the benefit of supportive families

It would be easy to blame our predicament

The lives of billions depend on it.

in American airspace.

What she tried to do to you in '98

They must have known we were tracking their phone and put it

Jig jig jig jig

things are gonna be a little different around here.

I'm gonna put on my suit and take one last spacewalk.

- What? - Heh-heh.

I am the super duper diaper dawg

How much do they know about the murders I committed?

Uh, if that's how you want it, baby.

Get it! Yeah, yeah!

Butthole! Hehe.

something the other wants.

she was just talking to you to get to me.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. No, we can't put

mastered interstellar travel.

Outer space, the back of a car, I don't care.

Destroy their records.

Only 256 men and 49 women.

The portal is now over there behind the Classics building.

and we will become better men.

Yeah, I always wondered how worms score.

Yeah, I was ready before, but now I know how

This is why we needed that space telescope

There it is, dumb-ass.

*wednesday 2022 is on the phone* uhhh.. this show sucks! they ruined the addams family with diabetes jokes

I can't believe it!

Oh, no, I'm not gonna let everyone

What if we brought them on the mission to do the docking?

That little guy's right about the toilet paper.

Beavis and Butt-Head.

Our universe has technology that you can only dream of.

I don't understand Beavis.

For hours, every day.

Definitely AI Slop

Heh heh heh heh. - Heh heh heh.

gets a free trip to NASA Space Camp.

So one word sounds like another word,

Faster, Butt-Head, come on, faster!

I mean, I suppose it's not the most disgusting thing

of Russia's Mir Space Station,

And I'm Jim Hartson,

- Oh, no... - But while their tragically,

Oh, no, no, no, on the contrary,

He just, like, follows me around all the time.

How'd they disappear, though?

My dream's over... Uhhuh.

How would you guys like to do that...

on your planet, atop your "Mount Everest."

You know, I guess the lesson to learn from this is,

I'll just go ahead and get that from you.

- Damn it. - Hartson, get in the van.

Um, I have an offer too, um, heh.

that the world would find out what I'd done.

I just hope we're not too late.

Get me out of here now!

We could have thrown a brick in there.

Your trip to Woodson Street, Highland

They're disrespecting our bungholes.

That's like, um, 50 times.

Time to wake up, Beavis.

How are you boys doing?

If we keep them apart, it'll neutralize the threat.

I'm Commander Serena Ryan,

And then we said it, remember?

And it wasn't me, but somewhere out there,

In... in a video game.

- What... What? A month? - That sucks.

- Yeah, heh, kick ass. - Cool.

Okay, now let's go score.

We will not let you down.

Heh heh. Ow! Ow!

we've been since we saw you last.

Oh yeah. Here we come.

The worst thing in the world.

Do you know who my dad is?

I love you, Serena.

One butt cheek here, and then one here.

I'm going to make sure she can't do it to you

I'm the captain of this ship.

Whoa, he definitely said dick that time.

Beavis, I'm not gonna score.

My Reaction to Bluey

It was gonna be the best thing in the world.

Are you here because you hate the United States?

to any girl before but, um...

We promised those government buttholes that we wouldn't

beavis an d butthead

Now it's probably three hours, right?

I see her, Butt-Head, speed up! Okay, Beavis.

would call an "alternate universe."

Well observed, Smart Beavis, well observed, yes.