Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Beavis, I'm not gonna score.

So one word sounds like another word,

Jig jig jig jig

Okay, now let's go score.

they will live forever in our memories.

I love you, Serena.

on your planet, atop your "Mount Everest."

There it is, dumb-ass.

in American airspace.

Hide 'em in your pants. Shut up!

Oh, no, no, no, on the contrary,

I'm Commander Serena Ryan,

Only 256 men and 49 women.

My Reaction to Bluey

Outer space, the back of a car, I don't care.

beavis an d butthead

something the other wants.

How'd they disappear, though?

Do you know who my dad is?

things are gonna be a little different around here.

How much do they know about the murders I committed?

Oh, no, I'm not gonna let everyone

Yeah, I always wondered how worms score.

I hope you're not spending

Are you here because you hate the United States?

mastered interstellar travel.

that the world would find out what I'd done.

And I'm Jim Hartson,

Faster, Butt-Head, come on, faster!

The portal is now over there behind the Classics building.

I'm speaking with the nacho man.

The worst thing in the world.

That guy just gave us a cool little TV.

we've been since we saw you last.

One butt cheek here, and then one here.

Get it! Yeah, yeah!

I can't believe it!

we will learn from Cornholio's message today,

Blah, blah, blah, blah. No, we can't put

What she tried to do to you in '98

I'll just go ahead and get that from you.

is he had the benefit of supportive families

Get me out of here now!

He just, like, follows me around all the time.

and we will become better men.

- What? - Heh-heh.

We could have thrown a brick in there.

We promised those government buttholes that we wouldn't

- Yeah, heh, kick ass. - Cool.

would call an "alternate universe."

This is why we needed that space telescope

And it wasn't me, but somewhere out there,

Heh heh. Ow! Ow!

Jig jig scrat scrat

They must have known we were tracking their phone and put it

In... in a video game.

If we keep them apart, it'll neutralize the threat.

That's like, um, 50 times.

- What... What? A month? - That sucks.

The lives of billions depend on it.

I don't understand Beavis.

- Oh, no... - But while their tragically,

Whoa, he definitely said dick that time.

My dream's over... Uhhuh.

What if we brought them on the mission to do the docking?

of Russia's Mir Space Station,

It was gonna be the best thing in the world.

Butthole! Hehe.

I don't see their failure.

- Damn it. - Hartson, get in the van.

Uh, if that's how you want it, baby.

Time to wake up, Beavis.

Definitely AI Slop

Your trip to Woodson Street, Highland

to any girl before but, um...

Oh yeah. Here we come.

They're disrespecting our bungholes.

she was just talking to you to get to me.

I just hope we're not too late.

How are you boys doing?

I'm going to make sure she can't do it to you

For hours, every day.

I mean, I suppose it's not the most disgusting thing

Now it's probably three hours, right?

gets a free trip to NASA Space Camp.

And then we said it, remember?

Heh heh heh heh. - Heh heh heh.

What wuss-ass thing did you just say, Beavis?

Destroy their records.

Yeah, I was ready before, but now I know how

How would you guys like to do that...

We will not let you down.

You know, I guess the lesson to learn from this is,

I am the super duper diaper dawg

Beavis and Butt-Head.

It would be easy to blame our predicament

I'm the captain of this ship.

Our universe has technology that you can only dream of.

I see her, Butt-Head, speed up! Okay, Beavis.

That little guy's right about the toilet paper.

Well observed, Smart Beavis, well observed, yes.

Thank you, Governor!

I'm gonna put on my suit and take one last spacewalk.

Um, I have an offer too, um, heh.

*wednesday 2022 is on the phone* uhhh.. this show sucks! they ruined the addams family with diabetes jokes