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First up, forward rolls.
You suck! You suck! You suck!
I suggest you leave now.
It's an honor to meet you.
It's Ruth Wilder.
All right.
You were reading the man's part.
- or do I not like your face? - [murmuring]
is what...? What is it?
Hello? Hello?
♪ Worlds apart Hearts broken in two, two, two ♪
Um...
I will work my ass off, and I will make you believe me
[hissing]
Of course you don't. You don't love anyone.
What?
Why are we fighting? What's... What's driving you to come after me
I don't wanna fucking talk to you. I wanna... [inhales sharply]
Not like preschool.
I have mace!
and/or death.
Oh, I, uh... got a call back.
Why the fuck are you sleeping?
I'm kidding. Of course you can swear in front of him. He's a fucking baby.
Fight her! Do it!
I wanna hear you say it.
What the fuck kind of friend are you?!
Okay, all right. That's it. Number 30, number 22, thank you.
This throw is called the hair mare.
best decision I ever made.
- [woman 1] I thought she was cut? - [woman 2] Yeah.
[sighs]
- Come on. - I'm not gonna fight you!
and you...
- [chattering] - So, if any of you have a problem
Wh...?
we're gonna go through the basics, so, you need to focus.
...on a hot tin roof.
- Would you like to start over? - Yes, I would.
That's why we gave it to Steve Guttenberg.
This is about justice.
[Sam] Okay, over the next two days,
Don't swear in front of Randy.
He's already cutting people? I thought this was just a warm-up.
[grunting]
Your turn, ladies.
You're... You're amazing.
What? That was my lunch and my dinner, you little assholes!