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so you can get the Milk Duds you need.
- Did you pay my bail yet? - Oh, no. [Sneezes]
I'm doing this on my own. No help from anyone.
You'll have to find something else to spill...
[Sobbing] Look what you've done.
- Now let me go or I'll kill the gay news team. - [Both Gasp]
What are you doing with my local daytime Emmy?
Oh, my God!
Okay, this is okay.
Oh, come on. He's a friendly guy.
Mama's gonna get some food stamps...
Ugh Damnit
Okay. Janine? Janine?
[Groans]
POV YOU TOOK YOUR 1ST HIT OF WEED (It's a gateway drug)
- It's hurting the family. - I had a sure thing, old man!
That's what I say every time I wear the plunger penis.
[Sighs]
Also, you should take a spin on my boat.
- [Bones Crack] - [Gasps]
When you see a dead frog
# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]
I'm straight thin, but I'm gay fat
- [Siren Blaring] - [Groans]
How About You Throw A Little Ding-A-Dong-Ding-Ding Ol' Crackhead Boo Boo's Way? Not now mom I'm working !!
With my eyes closed, I feel the bear's wet nose on my cheek.
No, no. I will be as soon as this pervert pays me.
And as a gesture of goodwill, I'm gonna give you another hostage.
[Sneezes] Hmm.
We're gonna get your husband out of there.
- What? But they're- - Take your shot!