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[Jay] Let's go see if that science teacher is still crying.
-and then again in Atlantic City-- -I remember. You shit the bed.
-What about Principal Baron? -Apparently, they all do.
Oh. Weird. Sorry, I assumed the vagina was like, the whole thing.
They're leftovers! Why are you so dressed up?
Oh these scallops. Where's the men's room?
Let me go sit on the toilet for a minute, clear the pipes.
And then I was like, "Oh, those are his balls."
[bell ringing]
-♪ Sexy red bra ♪ -Hi, red bra.
So you're telling me Devon gets horny?
-You know, you're not scary. -Boo!
Once all we had handy was a copy of If I Did It by OJ Simpson.
or did you mention it to one of your friends?
I worship your brain for all the brilliance it holds.
[laughs]
So, what, do they kiss privates or what's the deal?
[distorted] Whoa!
-Neigh! -Marty, what the...?
He's a busboy. What are you promoting him for?
To our magnificent boys Nicky and Andrew,
Whew! I gotta get to jazz club.
[both laugh]
-Jay, you're out of steam. -Shut up, I got this.
Wink-wink. You know what I mean?
but we read the most amazing book this month.
he would forbid her from studying at la universidad.
You're a decent man.
who gives Gustavo the ability to turn into a horse...
Trust me, it's very... compelling.
I worship your uncompromising free spirit.
Oh, gosh. Have you ever been electrocuted, but in a good way?
-Ahh! -[laughs]