Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Uh, you okay over there, Missy? -This book is... [stammers]

He too creates a rudimentary astronomy lab.

Mi amor, you look fantástica.

Really? The Rock of Gibraltar.

Or like a million other incomprehensible things, you know what I mean?

The horse? You're mad 'cause I'm not a horse.

Hey. Just wanted to let you know, I read you loud and clear.

♪ Into an object of envy and awe ♪

-No, no, that's impossible. -What's impossible?

-Books. Fuck! -Guys, I think I'm onto something.

-It's always been you! -Shh, shh. I got this.

-Does he kill hookers? -No, but he does perjure himself.

-[laughs] What's up? -I was wondering when you'd---

It's like how people call all sparkling wine champagne,

Look at you, you're Gustavo the horse.

Who cares about everyone else?

Ah, the boy is asleep. What a kid.

Don't you remember the Jacuzzi jets?

-Who knew a kid could just join LinkedIn? -Not I. Now pull your pud.

-See what I'm saying? -Look at that.

Oh, you mean take a look in it?

Oh, honey, buying a fancy bra won't make you look like these models.

This scallop man, he does not know how to treat a woman.

But I'm not letting my scallops get ice-cold.

I can't get 'em out of my mind.

But I'm not here to judge. I'm just here to watch.

What are you, bra shopping or what?

Ms. Razz can suck my historical dick-tion. [laughs]

-Nick. -Ms. Razz, bored students,

It won the Gerson Prize for historical fiction.

And this part here is the actual vagina. [pops]

Uh, okay, sure.

Hey, did you put my toilet seat idea on Facebook

But was it her fault that she craved a ride?

-I don't think I do. -Me neither. She's an asshole.

-And it's Marty. -Go to him.

Muchas gracias.