Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because it's all so overwhelming.

Yeah, actually, re: almond oil,

I just thought, when I get horny, I want somebody--

My God, you're right. Missy gets horny.

What's the book about?

Jay is so gross.

So, what, this is gonna be on The Office or Modern Family or what?

I'm surprised your dad's big ol' balls didn't show up.

Mm-hm. There you go. That's it, baby.

Please, Jessi, I have $28. I want to give it to you.

who discovers another planet, and the church is mad.

No. Gustavo, please.

When Gustavo and Fatima are together I feel like I'm sitting on a fountain

Oh, of course you are.

I don't know what you're up to, you little perv,

walking around with a baby in a Baby Bjorn, and that's sexy.

-Sit on it, brother. -An airplane?

Just get over here, all right?

-Ooh, I find everything sexual. -What about a chair?

Well, I'm your genitals.

♪ But beware of the fall ♪

-Was that a signal? -I don't know. I'm very confused.

Nailed it. I already read this. Why would I read something else?

I don't mind reading so much. My book's pretty cool. Ask me about it.

Hi Andrew, if you're finished with Doubting Andreas,

I wanna credit you all night long.

Go to... Marty?

and he stole my intellectual property.

This book makes them horny? It's just porn, then, right?

-Lia told me. It turns them on. -[both] Huh?

-I got it. -...just so he can visit Fatima,

Get this: girls are horny too.

No, listen, you will like this.

This is where you lose me. What's so hot about not having sex?

Oh, I'm not a history buff.

-That's a joke. -Oh, okay.