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Do they have sex? No, Nicky, they can't. That's the point.
Hey, Lia, I just remembered I have a book report to write. Um...
Big dick flying through the sky.
Like when a baboon is in heat and presents its red bum-bum
by following the stars, so she creates a rudimentary astronomy lab.
by touching your boob-- [grunts]
There's three, if you count your anus.
-It's like fucking a sneeze. -You find a sneeze sexual?
[chuckles]
Wait, did you guys read through lunch?
But what about Mr. Lizer and Jay and... Lola.
-Huh, I guess the bra wasn't a signal. -And Jessi is very strong.
Now, I'd like to perform a dramatic reading
It's smooth. That's the weight, right, pulling down the skin?
See what I mean? That brassiere is U-G-L-Y.
I get it. I just want a grownup bra, okay?
-So babies and no faces are sexy? -No, you tiny dum-dum.
Mm-hm!
-Lia. -Hey, Nicky.
Printing out a picture of your dad's associate Susan
When I'm an NBA point guard,
-Don't you ever say that again. -What? She said I wasn't ready,
Uh-oh, Dickarus is flying too close to the sun.
It's a love story between Fatima and Gustavo.
We like to incorporate reading into our intimate time.
[Jessi] Fatima looked down at her intricately laced bodice,
¡Dios mío!
was a stroke of genius.
Even when I was a horse I did not make noises or smells of this nature.
-That's where the tension comes from. -Of course, the tension.
Yes, what's of body your room away.
-"And I'm so small"? -And yet so loud.
Maybe that's how he came up with the illuminated toilet seat.
Oh, Marty.
-You do know. -What do I know?
They all have their ribs removed and their buttholes bleached.
[horse neighs]
Nick Birch will be talking to us about... Oh, The Rock of Gibraltar.
so the other baboons know it's time to monkey around.
It's a sexy book, Barbara. Just take the sexy book.
that I quote, "embrace my power," end quote, as a female?
[Jessi] Fatima knew if her father caught her
Yes, the elastic on it stretched, so...
is how he did the cutoff there, so... [clears throat]
-I remember. -Then in Atlantic City, twice in Cape Cod
-[Marty] Neigh. -Jesus Christ,
-You'll like it. -All right.
-Actually, no. -Jesus, this is no fair!