Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

by their children talking about what's sexy.
I thought you might like to borrow my copy of The Rock of Gibraltar.
Mom, I want something... voluptuous.
the book takes place during the Moorish rule in Spain,
and I think this red bra scares both of us.
Oh, my God, girls get horny.
Yeah. It was like a feeling in my stomach, but deep down.
[guitar strums]
I'm not mad you're not a horse, I'm mad that you don't love me
You mean a gaping butthole and ten clits?
It's like, is he seeing a doctor because there could be something wrong.
But Ms. Razz said that it had to be on a work of historical fiction.
[plays upbeat music]
We will face tomorrow when it comes.
You tell Shannon you do not want nice.
Some might say it's weird they're getting turned on
I'm doing mine on the current issue of Abraca-Daily.
Are you up to the part where she grooms him with sweet almond oil?
but I'm scared he'll hit me in the head with that big pillowcase of watermelons.
(Slow mo voice) whoa.
because... I don't like him.
-Read that book. -Yeah, I think I should.
There's no way girls are as horny as I am.
I have to say, you are not what I was expecting.
This is the library. Please go away, I am reading.
-Yes. -You ever actually fuck a tomato?
Well, up top, la-la-la-la,
-Can I borrow Rock of Gibraltar ? -Fine.
Know that I will never tame you, unless that is what you wish.
So The Rock of Gibraltar, it's about sex
and drives me passionately to you.
and evidently, that's one of their triggers.
-I know. -[rumbling from bathroom]
Girls walking around school reading porn,
and he loves her so much but they can never truly be together
Not in this case. This is a, you know, a departure,
but technically champagne is from one specific region in France.
Okay, show-off. What are you, Mr. Library now?
with a red bra on my dick, I'd want somebody to touch my dick, right?
Did Diane tell you we read it together?
There's telescopes and compasses and Islamic art,
Well, how about that? Plump tomato did it this time.
Can I get some privacy?