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Of course not! The horse part isn't what's sexy.
First I must shield the eyes of the innocent.
-Jesus, Andrew. -♪ It'll transform you ♪
this is the clitoris.
-You know, the scallops. -[groans]
He doesn't know what I want.
For the record, Marty, Gustavo wasn't a man who dressed like a horse.
-Why don't we go and affirm each other? -I'm already affirmed right now.
Perhaps I should leave you two alone.
Really good! It's called The Rock of Gibraltar.
[both groaning]
I'm Gustavo the horse.
The story is beautiful and filled with passion,
Made love, not murdered our estranged spouse.
-Missy, huh? -I guess so.
It looks like I sprained my tits.
I just found out Dippin' Dots isn't fluorescent guinea pig doodies.
she meets him in the stables and she rides him
No, no, no, I credit you.
Gracias.
I know that rotten kid stole my idea for the illuminated toilet seat.
Oh, cool. Okay. Hi, I'm Jessi.
Okay, and for our final book report,
A lot of people do that.
Ow!
Of course I'm not scary. I'm you, and I'm very fun.
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