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(Slow mo voice) whoa.
[distorted] Whoa!
[chuckles] Cheers!
-Kiss privates? -You know what I mean.
-Jinx! -We just talked at the same time.
After tonight, we need never fear again.
HEY GIRL HEY!
I threw away the scallops.
I am hungry for your touch and for warm spiced oats.
and I wasn't ready for all those eyes on me.
-or sushi or Dr. Drew Pinsky. -What?
My love, if my father sees you he will have you killed.
And here's the thing with balls...
-[kissing] -[gasps]
-What? -You know...
-It's the only one I have. -Get rid!
Guinea piglet, what are you doing with that bra?
-[gasps] No, Jessi-- -Are you slut-shaming me?
[Marty] Barbara, shush! You made me miss the question.
Aww. Don't be a stranger.
-because of their time-- -You really read the book.
-[stammers] What was that now? -Newsflash: girls get horny too.
one of the Kardashians? [grumbles]
You should read it, for Gustavo alone.
-Do you want the grand tour? -Uh, yes, please.
And let the scallops win? Ha! They'd love that.
I also once fucked this really sexy bag of potting soil.
-Yeah, I do. -Because it turns them on.