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-You're okay? -Yeah, yeah. Thank you.
...if we see him, or he is picked up, or something happen...
Two three seven.
He just wouldn't check out without so much as leaving a note, you know.
...and he's supposed to hook us up with some hot-ass senoritas.
Fuck. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hold still. Hold still.
Okay? So can we go?
-Dude, what happened? -Any Dutch people in Amsterdam?
This is something who gave its life so I would not go hungry.
How are you gonna get over your chick if you don't bang some new pussy?
Where is...? Where is Oli?
I didn't fucking do shit to you, what the fuck!
Dude, did I tell you I saw a girl drown when I was 8?
Can't you keep your Viking ass in your pants for, like, two seconds?
...he holds the very essence of life in his hands.
Here are your keys.
This is good Amsterdam shit.
Why is that?
Fuck.
What did you go for, a local?
You are so far from home.
...people have lost their relationship with food.
-Dollar. -Here you go.
Fuck. Get the fuck off me!
Okay.
Oh, no.
I've been all over the world. You know, I've been everywhere.
There.
In fact, I am the one paying them.
Relax. Relax, bro.
But this, this is something you never forget, right?
What the...? No, no, fucking don't you... No, no!
Look at this.
-She's adorable. -She's a little cutie, yeah.
You fucking whore.
It was fine. It was whatever.
Hey, I know what to do.
Sorry.
...in there.
What? No! No, please don't...!
I think that's illegal even in Amsterdam.
...choosing to have a family was the right choice for me.
-Yeah, baby. Josh, give it to me, baby. -Okay, all right. Okay, stop!
Converter. Okay, whatever, where is this art show...