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Wow.
the three rules of show business.
Jack is my son and Darby is my daughter.
My wife said, "I want to name my daughter 'Darby.'"
Now, have you ever had any experience with being funny?
Uh... how are you?
Why?
Go... funny.
There's different kinds of performers.
If you want to be a talk show host,
I can't-- Ask!
What kind of dancer was she?
If I get this job, this is gonna be hard.
And you were in your underwear for part of it.
Uh, Polly want to not get eaten by a dog?
Did she dance around the house a lot?
Why are you jogging
I'm not that kind of funny.
Because I gotta lose 40 pounds.
a couple more times.