Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good. A real Einstein.

- I need the stage for my Drama class. - Oh!

- Mr Nogerelli? - Ask Goose.

Whoa, whoa, I gotta go Back to school again

So, what's the problem?

That's the way that I feel

- And you're gonna need these. - Thanks.

Oh, that's good That's very good

My mom wants you to come over for a psaghetti at your convience.

- It'll have to be a motorcycle. - Good idea. Invest in a cycle. So?

Me. I get to second base with Sharon and get called out when I try third.

MIKE FALL ?? "I Just Know A Few Big Words That Impress English Teachers."

Lt? Oh, my God! Let me out of here!

I thought you were dead.

- Nosebleed. - Nurse, room 11.

Let's bowl, let's bowl Let's rock 'n' roll

No laughs. The guy's gotta lighten up, right?

Well, I could see

Yeah. Hold on. Just a second.

If only this feeling Could go on forever

- Yeah, you'll do. - Great.

Hum Hum Hum (Snaps Fingers)

I got this essay on the fall of Rome. I didn't even know they were in trouble.

Hey, miss. What do I owe you?

Nobody, but nobody, knows this happened, dig?

Like birds of a feather

- Give me a break. - Lunchtime.

Birds. T-Birds.

Tomorrow I'll be fighting And I'll win this war for you

It's bye-bye, fun Get your homework done

I thought of playin' hooky But on second thought

(RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE)

Perfect. Just remember, have lots of fun tonight.

We're goin' prowlin'

but there has been talk questioning your loyalty to the Birds.

We can't see each other any more. I've got another man on my hands.

I gotta go back, back Back to school again

Hum, Hum, Hum, (Snaps Fingers) Dig?

- There's no scene, all right? - Sorry!

Pretending I don't care

Yes, I'd love to be everything to you

But we are now dealing with sexual response.

I'm all dressed up

What are you gonna be when you grow up?

Attention Staff Please do not panic

Shannon’s gonna score tonight!

I'm really much too young to matriculate

Luau, luau, luau, luau

- Sends a letter of goodbye - (GIRLS SCREAM)

When narren starts talking about the fall

Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum

Helter Skeleton be like

We'll put high heels on your sneakers and make you centre.

- Make way. - Pardonne-moi!

(TANNO Y) Attention, please. A few reminders of graduation activities.

Charades and pretty lies

I got your pistil right here

(GOOSE) Those guys are show-offs.

Hey, Nogerelli!

- Dig? - I think I understand.

Hey, Johnny, Johnny Go for that strike

Are you crazy? I got two for the price of one.

The nose goes. Bandstand, here I come.

What if he's just some ordinary guy?

Goose. Wait for me inside.

(SCREECHING TYRES - CRASH)

He's a dead man. D-E-D!

We'll be together

- Let's have a cigarette. - Yeah.

In my finest attitude

slappy work slappy work

He hasn't learnt when you're dead, lie down.

- Is it too late to join the game? - You want something?

I just close my eyes

I'd like to see all of you in Music Appreciation.

- What are you driving at? - Papers for paper.

Then I'll wait forever

Donald Trump is a MORON!!! And THAT is Johnny Nogerelli's final word