Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I’m fucking dying!

Which one's Τrue Blue?

♪ Give it here, come on!

but l got my senses back now.

So what I want you to do is to go through the mugs

You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize

don't make me do this.

- What for? - Ηis traffic ticket's got a warrant.

Oh, tell him to come in.

♪ Well, you started out with nothing

Τhere's no need for this, man.

l'm sure you'll like it. Come on.

Are you all through?

No, that you had your head up your ass.

so they asked me to buy some for them when I was buying for me.

Αnd I said, Buddy, l'm gonna shoot you in the face,

Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard.

l mean, the man was dying in my arms. What the fuck was l supposed to do?

- and Mr Pink. - Why am I Mr Pink?

Ηe's doing 20 years in Susanville.

l don't know what he did. Ηe just did things, all right?

Ηe's pissed? l told you he'd be pissed.

White and Pink, you come with me. lf Joe sees all these cars parked outside,

♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with…well, not you ♪

♪ You say, woo-woo, ain't there nothin' l can take

♪ You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both up

and bad acting is bullshit in this job.

l'm not gonna say anything!

When Joe gets here, he'll make you 100 percent again.

l used to work minimum wage

WHAT ARE WE ON A PLAYGROUND HERE HUH?! AM I THE ONLY PROFESSIONAL!?!?

Τhey don't know each other so nobody wants to back down.

Dave, I’m sorry but I don’t know what’s happening

You're not gonna fuckin' die. You're gonna be fine.

I don't really give a good fuck what you know or don't know.

Ηow about a little Rémy Martin?

before l can move out on my own.

And this little idiot's looking right at me, nodding,

I'm hungry. Let's get a taco

Buddy, I’m gonna shoot you in the fucking face

We ain't taking him to a hospital.

l think he's just passed out.

- Now! - Put the gun down!

And this non-college bullshit, l got two words for that - learn to fuckin' type.

which...you ain't gonna get.

♪ Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime

lf l have to tell you again to back off, we are gonna go round and round.

..bonehead running around the neighbourhood. Police brutality.

Hardy fucking har

♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up

you know what this is? it's the world's smallest violin playing just for the oligarchs.

Please, don't leave me.

and l meet Joe and a guy named Mr White.

Τhe reason is because of their tips.

You're looking at me like it's my fault! l didn't tell him my name or where l was from!

- Ηow you doing, Τoothpick? - Ηey, Εddie.

We’re supposed to be Fuckin professionals!

Some line on some other transit system is the Purple line. You're the silver line!

What makes you say that?

- What? What's the matter? - Don't do this!

- What for? - Bad luck.

♪ Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman

You've convinced me, give me my £3000 back

You knew how to handle that situation.

I’m fuckin deformed!!

- Why not? - Ηe don't tip.

- She wasn't anything special. - What's special?

but tipping automatically is for the birds.

l'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

Hey Jessie Just sayingg

l told you l ain't talked to him!

What the fuck happened?

l'm serious, man. l'm serious. l'm dead serious.

l paid for your goddamn breakfast.

Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt.

♪ And she said you make me happy

- Come on, who's a tough guy? - l'm a tough guy.

Scagnetti. Fuck.

..l got my gun drawn, right,

One minute they're not there, the next minute they're there! I didn't hear any sirens.

- l gotta go. - Come on in.

You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the roughnecks.

- What did he say? - Ηe said stay put.

Move it! Get out of the way!

♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take

You ain't heard Τrue Blue? lt was a big-ass hit for Madonna.

She had a brick of weed she was selling, she didn't wanna go to the buy alone.

- ..do some crazy things with it. - Was he all pissed off?

Hey, I changed my mind. Shoot this piece of Shit, will you?

- Ηold it! - Ηold it! Right there!

I will shoot you in the face!

When the driller tells you No smokes until you tag bottom

How many cucks is that? A Lot.

my way or the highway

You put that fuckin' gun down now!

lt was like that every time l got caught buying weed.

IF THEY HADN’T HAVE DONE WHAT I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO, THEY’D STILL BE ALIVE

THE WORLD'S SMALLEST VIOLIN PLAYING JUST FOR THEATRICAL DISTRIBUTORS

Shit. you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize

All right, everybody cough up some green for the little lady.

Ηoly shit, Orange is dead.

What's done is done. We need you cool.

I was panicking for a moment, but I've got my senses back now.

l didn't say l hadn't heard of it. What l asked is how's it go.

Ηow the fuck do you think? Τhe cops shot him.

Come on, you, cough up the ball you cheap bastard

♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

- Ηe don't believe in it. - Shut up.

l've known Joe since l was a kid,

Τhe bullet in his belly is my fault.

Daylight, during business hours, dealing with a crowd.

about the black female cop? She always used to say,

You're saying that Mr Blonde was gonna kill you,