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Gossy: [laughing nervously] okay, quite a grip.
- Yo, mabel, had some work done, huh?
- [yelps] you dick.
- I'm saving it for later.
- oh, no, you don't.
guy 1: What's happening? Are they gonna kill us?
Frat boys do it all the time.
[all screaming]
- Yeah. I used your employee discount.
[soft tense music]
huh?
- But we are here for you, child.
in front of the students-- [groans]
[leeches squelching]
- [gurgling]
- Oh, fuck you! [all gasp]
mom! Mom, help!
[shouting unintelligibly]
Erwin: Chrissy! - [yelps]
- What exactly do you think is wrong with her?
- you go, girl.
Bogey: Yeah! - Whoo-hoo!
- Uh, I wa--I was doing normal shit.
[leeches squelching]
- I'm chill, baby.
now let's shake things up.
a mind-altering substance abuse issue,
laura: Hello, ladies.
- Look, the devil doesn't get twisties.
that I'm really not a fuck-up! - Yeah! Back on top, baby.
She accused me of being a bad parent.
- My strength? She said that?
Normal mom throwing a normal glass of whiskey
to get the gas back-- [gasps]
I friend.
I turn you into a true crime doc series,
You want me to do your taxes too?
- Yes. - Ladies, ladies,
Oh, the irony!
- You cannot hurt us, child,