Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, rise and shine.
Yeah, well, I don't think that's very smart...
Is that bad?
- Well, it's a pleasure to meet you ladies. - Thank you.
[ Cheezle ] Whoa!
The phone’s for you, I think it’s the devil
I'm just saying it's cool. I mean, how many people get to say that in their lifetime?
You play a demon who's been summoned from hell to clean out this meth lab.
Uh- Leave the decisions to me, Kane.
FRANKENSTEIN!
Namaste, you guys.
When The
i should have worn an axon...
Initiate risk analysis
Look, we were just kidding,J.P.
- Ooh, nice Death Spike.
[ Birds Chirping ]
Kane, you are gonna take 1 through 3.
LET'S DO IT. THE RACING, I MEAN. NOT SEX.
TERRIFIC
- Seriously, rip what? - Why are you so tired?
Who The fuck is johnny?
So her room is available if you need it.
Who the fuck is Jacob?
I have to pee out of my ass.
Dang
I got the Incredible Hulk, I got some of the green monster, I got the bling.
You're a hooker!
Please sit on my face
Uh, you know, Mr. Cheezle, fly with the seabirds or whatever
Fantasy football got me like
Nate/Chiefs
- Thanks for the ride. - You're welcome.
They're not hookers... They're massage therapists.
Mmm. What's that?
Hey, has anybody got a light? I found some weed.
But im working on that
- Thank you for showing me all the photos. - Come any time, sweetheart.
- [ Ringing Continues ] - Wh-What is that ringing?
Hey what can I say? I'm a 35 year old prodigy.
[ Sobbing ]
Why aren't you home? I need you.
Yeah. Next question. Right here.
- Alex, how are you? - I'm good.
We are not goin' to my grandma's house. Go pee in the alley.
Before we can roast it, I want to get the heat in the pan nice and high.
I- I can't help it that I'm different.
- [ Male Computer Voice ] Ultramix 2! - When the hell did we get this?
You’re a hooker!
- [ Cell Phone Rings ] - What's up? J-dog.
Your shit's weak! Wizzeak!
- [ Chuckles ] - Morning.
If we pay extra, could we maybe get some grease or fat?
Guess I'm not high enough to get that one
- May I see you in my office for a minute, please? - Yeah.
- I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina. - [ Line Disconnects ]
What are you, a knight of the Round Table? Come on.
Suddenly, you're not such a big shit-talker anymore, are you,Jeff?
Thank you. Thank you.
Doctor, we're not in the rain forest, man.
It’s the future of outdoor skating
I QUIT THERE.. FUCKIN MONTHS AGO MAN
Actually, it's not. It's Philip.
Sure thing, Grandma.
Jerking off on my mom is one thing...
hbhh bbbb
No, no. That's impossible. We've never missed a payment.
You're dead to me. Over.
So where you going?
Sucks to be you, DINK
Hey Jp. What are you doing?
Whoa. I don't know, man. I got a business to run.
[ Giggles ] So where's Alex?
100% Win what does that mean? Did I break it?
Buzzy loves milk
who the fuck is brian
Nice karma guy-blow
- What? - This.
Oh, I'm sorry. I was putting up my Christmas tree.
and I want you to roll it all into one joint.
What’s up Silver Fox
SOMEONE ASS GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Well, can you at least go first so I can see what I'm doing?
Oh, how cute. He's just trying to get into your pants.
Leave the Somalis and their $9 Billion alone. We're not hurting anyone.
It's Doug's Birthday! Let's fuckin' rage!
[ Laughs ]
Damn “Fan Zone”…
- [ Screeching ] - [ Crash ]
- [ Kisses, Exhales ] - [ Sighs ]
Uh, that's a bad guy. He's a drug dealer. Kill him.
People will bow to it
When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot him three times with the magic arrows.
- No, no. It's like a mind power. Hit the red button. - Red.
By “Emmalee” do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?
WHAT’S THIS? HGTV.
I once gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job.
my grandma drank all my pot
- [ Chiming Continues ] - What the-
It's just that the phone message really bummed me out.
I love what you did with the bit-mapping.
I'm sorry. Was that expensive piece?
except I have to deal with those zombies.
Yo, that party was off the hook, kid.
Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too. It's not gray.
- Oh, I do. - I wanna smoke it.
And also, dude- I haven't told any of the guys at work about this.
What? No. Why can't you do them?
[ Groaning ]
He's teaching me and Monkey tae kwon do.
New high score, Is that bad? what does that mean? Did I break it?
Oh, that's very sweet. Well, I'm Samantha.
But I did beat ''The Legend of Zelda'' before I could walk.
I give you five minutes to pack up all your shit you don't want thrown away.
- Go in there. Go in there. - Is this a good or a bad guy?
You want some soup?