Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You have to cup your arm at the bottom tightly and then release slowly like this.

Yeah, but it’s a fucking sweet dome.

Your beef wrong.

[ Foreign Language ]

- There's a word for that. I think it's ''hooker.'' - You're a hooker!

- Oh, hey, Alex. - Hey.

Yeah, a... karate monkey. You know, that's probably safer.

Oh, flies. I'm a frog. I'm eating flies. A lot more than you.

Black Forrest cake? Fuck me...

Your fuckin weird Trump ^

By girlfriend, do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?

- Shot it down. - What? Really? That was a good idea.

Did I hallucinate a party last night?

Spaghetti with garlic bread.

After any place I leave pe

[ All Slurping ]

Thank you Mr. President

- Have I told you today how much I love you? - Mmm. Hey, Grandma.

Hey, we gotta prank call him. Let's prank call him.

[ Belches ] Oop. Oh. Excuse me.

Okay, honey. Woo-hoo.

Oh. No, thanks, Grandma. I'm fine.

We were getting ready for bed...

## [ Heavy Metal ]

Chi-Chi Zapata.

This one is a fish lamp.

- This- This is my game. -[ Electronic Whooshing ]

- Yeah? - I'm working.

WHAT DOES 195 ON PREM NEW DID BUYS MEAN IS THAT BAD, DID I BREAK IT??

You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever.

- We're back on schedule. - Phenomenal.

You think your so Fckn funny

- What are you, eight? - At least I have my own bed.

Thunder wants a playoff with shark... tonight!

- [ All Laughing ] - Wake up, dude.

They won't stop watching... Porn!

[ Sniffles ] I know. I do it when I get neous.

[ Phone Ringing ]

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

I'm taking the title, old man.

That is adora- Look at the little cowboy hat.

- My grandma drank all my pot. - That is great.

Oh, you can stay as long as you like and love any man you choose.

I can’t stop coming!

you'll never have train legs. samantha is fucking big boy.

I have to pee out of my butt.

Dude, he's living a fantasy. It's so awesome.

Anyway, don't you think that the dwaes on Level 4...

I'll go to tpbt anywhere I don't give a fuck.

Discmania be like

I don't give a fuck

I'm sorry. Did you say your name was Shylo?

samantha you will be mine

Yes And possibly shitting his pants

- Oh, I started a fight club. - Oh.

I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house.

- If you want me to come, I totally will. - Don't worry about it.

It's a first day of September 2023! (hans slam the door)

Hey, Sara Sorry to bother you

Someone’s ass got fucked tonight!

Delusional thoughts from fantasy island

- [ Laughs ] - It's like-

Yeah, that's true.

You'll have to wake him up out of his sex coma first.

That is nuts. That is so hot.

- Really? - Yeah.

Come on. Why don't we have that beer in the kitchen?

-J.P. - Sorry I'm late, Mr. Cheezle.

You know fly with the seabirds or whatever you were talking about.

[ Normal Voice ] No, she's not!

Shit! I have to pee out of my ass!

- How old are you now? - I'll be 36 in October.

Here, you can have all of them. Where's the bathroom?

Oh, it's just a couple of things, sweetie.

Make too many mistakes, you lose people millions of dollars, you get fired.

You look like a bag of shit.

I just don’t like The Disco Biscuits You would if you had robot ears

No, I didn't. Oh! The bong water reeks.

[ Bell Jingling ]

Never heard of a dog?

Oh! Goddamn it!

I'll smoke it with bro We'll go to the looney bin together, I don't give a fuck

DUDE, YOU GOTTA COOL DOWN AND, COME BACK TOMORROW AND APOLOGIZE TO SKINNEEJAY. I'M SORRY.

World War I...World War II...the automobile...Tupac...

I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea.

- Come here, cutie. - Oh, hey.

- Hi, honey. - Ooh. You look hot.

The game, I mean. Not sex.

I'LL TUBE IT WITH YOU BRO. WE'LL GO TO THE LOONEY BIN TOGETHER. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

- No. She fell out of bed and died right here. - Ew!

So I walked into my boss's office and I said, ''Dad, I quit.''

That is pure fucking insanity.

Don't judge me, Monkey.

Sourdough pancakes...

[ Door Closes ]

I had a dream last night.

When financials come out What does high score mean? Did I break it

I'm gonna make this game, and it's gonna be the best thing that anyone has ever seen.

If we pay extra, could we maybe get some DPS or resistances?

Fuck! Stop hitting me!

Okay, you know what, use your fireballs to blow a hole in that wall.

Phone's for you, I think it's the Devil

We had such fun last night. I've gotta get the name of that tea.

Still think I should die...

- Everything you've heard about me is true. - [ Exhales ]

Words to live by

You want an Ice Cream Sandwich? They're on Whole Wheat With Lettuce.

- You're sick. - [ Chuckles ] I know.

New 52 week high Is that bad? Did we break it?

Samantha, why don't you take the guys out for dinner tonight, on Brainasium.

Oh, hi. I didn't know anyone new was coming in.

They're not hookers! They're massage therapists.

The colonel. Here, honey.

APEX LIKE BABY WANT SOME MILK!

I will taste your flesh!

New high score? Is that bad?

Fireball! Fireball!

Grandma, why aren't you in bed?

Shh! Go read your Playgirl or something.

- Hey, dude. - What's up, guys? What did weirdo say about the elves?

Move over, Bea.

I was beatin' my brothers at ''Super Mario.''

And here I am with Abbott and Costello.

- Hey, Lilly. Could you do me a favor? - Sure.

[ Bea ] Thank you, Lilly.

Fuck me you look good Fuck me you look good