Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I don't have any plans. - No.

Well, that's an interesting theory, Kane.

Didn't want to disturb you you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth

To the release... of Demonik. wait what do you mean majesco cancelled it. wtfffffffffffff

- Oh, my God. - Geez. That's crazy.

All I ever cared about were video games, and they've made me a millionaire.

Yo, Dante, pick up. Josh is killing me.

Adios, turd nuggets.

## [ Continues ]

I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

and we'll all go hang out one night.

because we really could use your help around the house.

Fruit cup? Nice. Way to go, Mom.

- Why? 'Cause I'm a woman? - No, 'cause you're a really hot woman...

- Oh, I'll look at that, yeah. - Enjoy the harmony.

and nobody helped me.

Guess what else you're not gonna get, party pooper?

I was in the middle of another huge breakthrough with the new game.

Easy, Kane. He'll be here, you guys. Relax. Have faith.

Then all of a sudden, he got unfocused. I guess it was just puberty.

Could you please just give him his lunch...

## [ Male Computer Voice Singing ]

Really? That'll be awesome. Thanks, Alex.

Get back to work, testers.

May I speak to you, my lady?

But, uh, I will definitely see you on Monday.

I look up in the tree, and there's the fucking king of the jungle!

i can't stop lessoning it feels so good

King Gambrinus, who is the patron saint of beer-

-And when he comes home later, he can play with me. - Oh, my gosh!

Hey, y-you know what, ladies? Uh, why don't I-

Every month, I giveJosh hundreds of dollars of my money...

Oh, I Just Wish He Would Hop Off The Box And Hang Out With Us

This button is to punch. This is to jump. This is to duck.

You have got to be fucking shitting me.

You guys think you're so fucking cool. Makes me sick!

Ooh. Hi. You're dead. Bye-bye.

- Lucky you. - You guys heard him talk like a robot?

You can keep the doll, by the way.

What's up, Douche Bigalow? How'd you sleep last night?

There's a symposium on nanotechnology tomorrow at UCLA, 3:00 p.m.

They keep biting my neck. [ Chuckles ]

and recheck, starting with Level 1 , okay?

- Sorry. - All right.

I'M A PIECE OF SHIT. I SUCK.

hello how are you

Who the fuck is Brian?

I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.

You know what else you're not going to get? The colonel.

I was two animals joined as one...

Phone's for you, I think it's the Devil

[ Applause Stops ]

By roommates don’t you mean you parents? Yeah, same thing.

[ Imitating Hydraulics ]

Jeff, sounded like quite a fun party Friday. [ Snorts ]

[ Both Laughing ]

- I was just kidding. - There we go. Here's your din-din.

Delusional thoughts from fantasy island

- No, he went to lunch with Samantha. - What?

[ Can Crinkles ]

I did. But I think that the music was a little loud.

Relax, Kane. You're not a piece of shit.

- Ooh, here we go. All right. Here we go. - Jeffrey?

Oh, Grace, you remember my grandson Alex.

There is absolutely no way that you could ever beat me at any video game.

This is like if Tyson fought an infant.

[ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ] He had a good idea. Shut up. Mind your own business.

- Woo! - Hey-Hey, Dante.

- From you, Dante. - Oh, yeah!

I can't stop coming! I'm sorry! It feels so good!

What does "high score" mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

All right, you guys, I'm gonna need you to go all the way back...

He's had too much sugar cereal.

- Call that weirdo Dante. - Yeah, call him.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a problem. Totally. - Thank you.

Yes, I do, and she already has a cold sore. That's a surprise.

You've been spending our Rent money on Filipino hookers?

I want to get you a black cobra.

What's going on, shitlips?

We do serve shots…of wheatgrass

Just thinking about my game.

Someone ass getting paid tonight

Damn u Hallett…

[ Imitating Hydraulics ]

- [ Bell Rings ] - [ Groaning ]

I know. Who would have thought that was early Victorian?

H-H-How do you make him walk?

[ Imitates Hydraulics ]

I don't think so. Tequila really messes me up.

He learned better not own one.

- What are you saying, Alex? - I've been developing this game for over three years.

Thanks a lot, Alex. Maybe tomorrow you can introduce them to heroin.

[ Scoffs ] You were a dirty old whore.

Breathtaking. Care for tea?

Well, you must have been off duty last night, Sheriff.

Ew! It's J.P.'s phone number.

when the faggot is actually the fag

I have to pee out of my ass

- I thought it might be something embarrassing. - [ Both Laughing ]

No. This is Mr. Lee Ho.

I'm almost at the final checking point...

What's that gonna prove,Jeff? He probably stole the game from me...

Jeremy. Who the fuck is Jeremy?

- My grandmother's in trouble? I'll be right there. - [ Beeps ]

[ Imitates Flute ]

J.P., I got to stay on top of these guys.

We do serve shots…of wheatgrass.

- We missed you. - I was somewhere else, working hard on something.

Look, I know you think I'm really hot too...

You want an ice cream sandwich? They're on whole wheat with lettuce.

He's the definition of a prodigy.

What's going on, fellas?

[ Laughs ] Yeah. Yeah.

Looks like my days are numbered here at Brainasium.

[ Chuckles ] One? Try both.