Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and we'll all go hang out one night.

There is absolutely no way that you could ever beat me at any video game.

Damn u Hallett…

[ Imitating Hydraulics ]

King Gambrinus, who is the patron saint of beer-

We do serve shots…of wheatgrass.

You know what else you're not going to get? The colonel.

Oh, I Just Wish He Would Hop Off The Box And Hang Out With Us

You have got to be fucking shitting me.

May I speak to you, my lady?

Breathtaking. Care for tea?

Relax, Kane. You're not a piece of shit.

Someone ass getting paid tonight

[ Laughs ] Yeah. Yeah.

Easy, Kane. He'll be here, you guys. Relax. Have faith.

Oh, Grace, you remember my grandson Alex.

[ Applause Stops ]

Didn't want to disturb you you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth

- [ Bell Rings ] - [ Groaning ]

He's the definition of a prodigy.

Could you please just give him his lunch...

- Lucky you. - You guys heard him talk like a robot?

Adios, turd nuggets.

Who the fuck is Brian?

## [ Continues ]

when the faggot is actually the fag

and nobody helped me.

Guess what else you're not gonna get, party pooper?

- My grandmother's in trouble? I'll be right there. - [ Beeps ]

Fruit cup? Nice. Way to go, Mom.

Really? That'll be awesome. Thanks, Alex.

-And when he comes home later, he can play with me. - Oh, my gosh!

Yes, I do, and she already has a cold sore. That's a surprise.

Looks like my days are numbered here at Brainasium.

By roommates don’t you mean you parents? Yeah, same thing.

I was in the middle of another huge breakthrough with the new game.

You can keep the doll, by the way.

There's a symposium on nanotechnology tomorrow at UCLA, 3:00 p.m.

Get back to work, testers.

I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

- Oh, my God. - Geez. That's crazy.

No. This is Mr. Lee Ho.

because we really could use your help around the house.

[ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ] He had a good idea. Shut up. Mind your own business.

[ Both Laughing ]

What's up, Douche Bigalow? How'd you sleep last night?

I can't stop coming! I'm sorry! It feels so good!

Yo, Dante, pick up. Josh is killing me.

- Ooh, here we go. All right. Here we go. - Jeffrey?

We do serve shots…of wheatgrass

To the release... of Demonik. wait what do you mean majesco cancelled it. wtfffffffffffff

I was two animals joined as one...

They keep biting my neck. [ Chuckles ]

and recheck, starting with Level 1 , okay?

- We missed you. - I was somewhere else, working hard on something.

You guys think you're so fucking cool. Makes me sick!

Just thinking about my game.

Hey, y-you know what, ladies? Uh, why don't I-

- I thought it might be something embarrassing. - [ Both Laughing ]

Delusional thoughts from fantasy island

Well, you must have been off duty last night, Sheriff.

Look, I know you think I'm really hot too...

I look up in the tree, and there's the fucking king of the jungle!

hello how are you

You've been spending our Rent money on Filipino hookers?

- I don't have any plans. - No.

- Why? 'Cause I'm a woman? - No, 'cause you're a really hot woman...

- What are you saying, Alex? - I've been developing this game for over three years.

This button is to punch. This is to jump. This is to duck.

H-H-How do you make him walk?

Ew! It's J.P.'s phone number.

- No, he went to lunch with Samantha. - What?

I don't think so. Tequila really messes me up.

- Oh, I'll look at that, yeah. - Enjoy the harmony.

Jeff, sounded like quite a fun party Friday. [ Snorts ]

- I was just kidding. - There we go. Here's your din-din.

- Sorry. - All right.

Ooh. Hi. You're dead. Bye-bye.

- From you, Dante. - Oh, yeah!

All I ever cared about were video games, and they've made me a millionaire.

## [ Male Computer Voice Singing ]

What's going on, fellas?

Jeremy. Who the fuck is Jeremy?

- Woo! - Hey-Hey, Dante.

i can't stop lessoning it feels so good

What's that gonna prove,Jeff? He probably stole the game from me...

I have to pee out of my ass

He learned better not own one.

This is like if Tyson fought an infant.

- Call that weirdo Dante. - Yeah, call him.

I want to get you a black cobra.

[ Imitating Hydraulics ]

All right, you guys, I'm gonna need you to go all the way back...

What does "high score" mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

[ Imitates Hydraulics ]

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a problem. Totally. - Thank you.

I'm almost at the final checking point...

[ Chuckles ] One? Try both.

Well, that's an interesting theory, Kane.

Phone's for you, I think it's the Devil

What's going on, shitlips?

But, uh, I will definitely see you on Monday.

I know. Who would have thought that was early Victorian?

I did. But I think that the music was a little loud.

[ Scoffs ] You were a dirty old whore.

I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.

He's had too much sugar cereal.

Thanks a lot, Alex. Maybe tomorrow you can introduce them to heroin.

J.P., I got to stay on top of these guys.

Every month, I giveJosh hundreds of dollars of my money...

[ Can Crinkles ]

[ Imitates Flute ]

I'M A PIECE OF SHIT. I SUCK.

Then all of a sudden, he got unfocused. I guess it was just puberty.

You want an ice cream sandwich? They're on whole wheat with lettuce.