Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SOMEONE ASS GETTING LAID TONIGHT

[ Cheering, Applause ]

Someone’s ass getting fucked tonight!

LET HIM FIND HIS INNER PEACE AND BECOME ONE WITH THE FORCE.

- I'm a genius. - Yeah, I know you are.

- I have proof thatJ.P. stole Alex's game. - What proof?

I should have reached for Aubrey.

I heard some growlin' and shit out in the yard.

That's your fault too.

[ Shouting Continues ]

I’ll play it with ya bro We’ll go to the loony bin together I don’t give a fuck

I should have bet the farm

There's a reason why I'm the creator of E.D.S. 3 and you're just a tester.

By ''girlfriend,'' do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?

My beef- [ Sniffs ] strong.

So you can't kill the demon at the end of Level 6?

There's a word for that i think it's "illegal alien"

[ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ] Graphic meter! No, that's not it.

We're partyin'. Where are you at?

I'm Shylo. I'll be your waiter all day.

I should probably get going. Alex, could you give me a ride?

- Oh, where'd Sophie move to? - Heaven.

And you got cheese and crackers and some chocolate milk to wash it all down.

- Barry, I think it's time for you and the milk maid to go home. - [ Muffled ] Okay, Alex.

YOUR DEAD TO ME...OVER

Alex, I need you to deal with 1 0 through 1 5...

If i woke up 5 hrs early

Where will you be, when it happens?

Chicken cutlet.

Oh, no, of course. Uh, they're- they're the best.

Do you think that she invented the hand job?

He said he was gonna give me some notes on it, not fuckin' steal it.

The game I mean, not sex ....sorry

Oh, my gosh. It's already noon.

- How's it looking? - It's the future of gaming.

What's under the skirt, Lara?

It’s so cold When you’re dead

Whatever guyblow Ha you said it wrong its silo

let's f*cking rage!

Line up, you fucking nerds. Who wants a shot at the champ?

Yeah, it gets messy, but I've got 50 housekeepers, so-

So, Samantha, as you know, our immediate focus...

If we pay you extra

That's Cochrane Or as I like to call it: the stupid idiot town full of jerks

Doesn't it look nice?

When the edibles kick in:

[ Cheezle ] Yes. If you turn your attention to the monitor...

You're fucking weird.

I can't stop scoring. It feels so good

[ Laughing Continues ]

- Did you have a good day? - I did. Did you remember to TiVo SamuraiJack?

Our report is due tomorrow and he hasn't even started it.

Okay, let's go. Let's start the game.

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Uh, maybe 'cause I was with three chicks last night.

Well, w-we were getting- [ Laughs ]

- I'm not gay, but thank you. - Denial.

Enough time to 69

Please don't kill me. I would have helped you. I just wasn't here-

Yes, that's correct. She gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job.

Hey, you don't really have to do two. I was just kidding.

Those losers are gonna make sure your game releases on time.

New high score, is that bad?

Hey its 4 o'clock Murder she wrote's on

- [ Woman ] Mr. Cheezle on line two. - I have to take this.

- Alex's game, ''Demonik''? - Yeah. Do you know it?

And the left trigger lets you use your magic spells.

- You mean your parents? - Yeah, same thing.

Guess I'm not high enough to get that one.

YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK ENERGY. FUCK SKINNEEJAY.

If we pay extra, could we maybe get some grease or fat?

Your girl can drink her fuckin' face off.

World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac- I mean-

I just- I want you guys to like me...

Yeah. She was a pioneer.

Well, uh, what do you want me to do? I can't push the deadline any further.

[ Imitates Turret Motor, Gun Firing ]

I think that everybody should know. You should probably make that a memo.

You're fucking weird

alright ... that's...that's creepy

- [ Beeps ] - [ Female Voice ] You have one new message.

I think he fucking shattered it.

Come on. Let's go exploring.

What, did he take the day off and die of old age?

I have to pee out of my ass!

Here I come to get ya.

Baby loves cheesesteak

[ Whispering ] I can hear my hair growing.

why are you naked?

I am so sorry I didn't believe you, Alex.

[ Alex ] Hey,J.P., you fuckin' freak.

- Dude, what is going on? - This is my grandmother.

Yeah. West West,yo.

I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation but it'll be worth it

Which meant that I will... underestimate someone very close to me.

so I'm probably not gonna stay out so late.

Baby loves falafel

It really is amazing.

- What's that? - Oh, it's great.

No. I'm challenging you,Jeff.

Might be a little too confusing.

- No, no, no, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I'm not sure. I found this in one of Sophie's old tins...

Yeah, I have a bear.

Hopefully, that'll keep away the bad-energy troll.

What’s up silver fox

Alex, how are you

Oh. Well, don't you have to go to work?

So... You're dumb

This is like if Tyson fought an Infant

- I'm gonna barf. - [Jeff] That is so repulsive.

Ooh, Lara, no panties? How'd you know I liked it like that?