Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Enough time to 69
Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick.
and-and then we had a pot of Sophie's tea.
I'm thinking of getting metal legs It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it
The girls at Madame Kamay's Filipino Palace
- [ Mouthing Words ] - Oh.
## [ Pop ]
What? You're too wasted to sing.
And you know what? Just when I was about to scream for the police, I came.
I know. I am pretty... amazing.
- How long you staying? - Um,just till I find a new apartment.
We don't know. Nobody can find him.
You can see that there are fish swimming.
CTRL + G how can it see me
- There's no time. We're screwed. - [ Sighs ]
Hmm. Well, for last six months, you no pay me rent.
Now hit this joint and have some fun.
[ Normal Voice ] No, it's not. Shut up.
What does ''high score'' mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?
Okay, now go in here and use your lightning to blow up those barrels.
They’re not Hookers, They're massage therapists.
I'm sorry, did you say your name was Martins
and you want to go out with me after work and get a drink.
You sure you don't wanna borrow my birthday suit?
"Let's Go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle" we're not hurting anyone!
We do serve shots.. of wheatgrass
Ooh. No, I don't.
I feel like Tom Cruise in Cocktail. [ Laughs ]
WAIT! DEMRAN LET HIM GO. LET HIM GO.
They won't stop watching... porn.
What's going on, shit lips?
Okay,J.P. Let's go.
But underneath this genius...
Yeah. It makes sense.
- [ High-pitched ] Hello? - [ Woman ] Delivery at the front desk for you, Alex.
Doctor, can you tell Mr. Lee Ho to go make the monkey be quiet?
Rage it up Rage all you want
- Hi, Grandma, ladies. - Hi.
Your beef is wrong
- He meant gay. - Stop it.
[robot voice] Danalyrics
Numero dos andele
Oh, okay. Okay. Fair enough. Yeah. Rage it up. Rage all you want.
Ooh Nice name drop
Whatever. Like there's such a thing as too wasted.
Here's Alex's grandfather holding baby Alex.
Fredricks ass is getting fired tonight..
Mmm,just a few chores.
Don't tell me your grandma beats you.
Come on!
Tep Nope
- Yeah. - Did you design it by yourself?
I brought her in from New York to, uh, be the project manager on E.D.S. 3.
Plus, the lion comes in a couple days.
Uh-uh. Wait your turn. I'm on a roll here. Ooh.
That's what old people do They fall asleep
Wow. Which one did you nail?
- [ Bell Ringing On TV]
I met the doctor at a cockfight in Pomona.
[ Chuckles, Kissing ]
- Hey,J-dork, it's Alex. - What's going on, shit lips?
Oh, that's nothing.
Magic reminding Burgundy
Yeah. Yeah. I-It was my roommates.
Oh.
so I thought I'd step it up a notch.
- Oh, my God. - [ Slurping ]
Hey, you know what? I could, like, take this home for you...
- You're up first, Samantha. - [ Speaking Foreign Language ]
.
You would if you had robot ears
No, no, no, no, no. It's not that late. It's right around the corner. We can totally go.
Of course. I love it.
Bummer, I know. But, uh- [ Laughs ]
Yeah, well, that's what old people do. They fall asleep.
- ASAP. - ASAP. Gotcha.
- ASAP. - ASAP. Gotcha.
[robot voice] I am not amused
It’s a risky operation But I think it’ll be worth it
I thought I was going to explode into the atmosphere.
What I say to myself inside when someone says good try and I say " Thanks"
Silo ha Whatever Guy Blow
Mr. Delusional
Hello Jesse Hello silver fox
- I think the bikers want some in the dining room. - Oh, okay.
- Did you go to high school with Alex? - [ Laughing ]
Still think I should die...
No chores, Grandma!
That is so gnarly
Oh, it's so cold when you're dead.
- Wow, Grandma, this is nice. - Oh, good.
Megan visiting her grandson 20 years from now
Do you know how to use a sandblaster?
Nice Death Spike
Didn't want to disturb you. You were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.
Sean on his birthday Proud of that bush
Quantum You will be mine, mine
- Mine's the biggest office- - Let's check it out.
Choke on a cows dick
Shit’s Weak
## [ Singing In Spanish ]
And if you take one extra minute, I have my two friends...
I don't care what it's called. I just want a bag of fucking weed.
No. I- I just don't like techno.
Well, you know, if you don't do it, I'm gonna do it...
Okay, so that's chicken cutlet, leftover lasagna...
No one's ever been brave enough to try that.
I'm worthless asshole who deserves to die young.
i should've worn a condom
'cause I know how much you hate it.
Good to know. Dude. [ Whistles ]
- Nice jammies. - Thanks. They're a present from my roommates.
- [ Giggles ] - Wow,J.P., that is a great outfit.
Adam Let’s go shopping!
No alcohol? This place sucks.
[ Grunts ]
You’re dumb.
No. He's not hurt or anything. There was an argument at work over this video game, and-
Thanks anyway, but brown's not my color.
- Yeah. - Kanpai.
who the is Brian?
but we don't have ''Dance Dance Revolution,'' so you're dumb.
How can he see me?
- [ Box Hitting Floor ] - Whoa, wait.
Or a C.B. radio. I can talk to other car beds. That'll be hot.
and I swam with the dolphins.
[ Music, Chattering Fade ]
What does "high score" mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?