Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No alcohol? This place sucks.
No. He's not hurt or anything. There was an argument at work over this video game, and-
Come on!
Oh.
but we don't have ''Dance Dance Revolution,'' so you're dumb.
We don't know. Nobody can find him.
I brought her in from New York to, uh, be the project manager on E.D.S. 3.
Didn't want to disturb you. You were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.
Yeah. It makes sense.
[ Grunts ]
What does "high score" mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?
Wow. Which one did you nail?
Mmm,just a few chores.
But underneath this genius...
- [ Box Hitting Floor ] - Whoa, wait.
Your beef is wrong
- ASAP. - ASAP. Gotcha.
Okay,J.P. Let's go.
Doctor, can you tell Mr. Lee Ho to go make the monkey be quiet?
- You're up first, Samantha. - [ Speaking Foreign Language ]
Oh, that's nothing.
Whatever. Like there's such a thing as too wasted.
Mr. Delusional
Uh-uh. Wait your turn. I'm on a roll here. Ooh.
You sure you don't wanna borrow my birthday suit?
CTRL + G how can it see me
Or a C.B. radio. I can talk to other car beds. That'll be hot.
- ASAP. - ASAP. Gotcha.
Numero dos andele
- Mine's the biggest office- - Let's check it out.
Shit’s Weak
Here's Alex's grandfather holding baby Alex.
- I think the bikers want some in the dining room. - Oh, okay.
Quantum You will be mine, mine
Okay, now go in here and use your lightning to blow up those barrels.
- Yeah. - Kanpai.
I know. I am pretty... amazing.
- Did you go to high school with Alex? - [ Laughing ]
Oh, it's so cold when you're dead.
Ooh Nice name drop
- He meant gay. - Stop it.
Okay, so that's chicken cutlet, leftover lasagna...
Bummer, I know. But, uh- [ Laughs ]
[robot voice] I am not amused
Of course. I love it.
What I say to myself inside when someone says good try and I say " Thanks"
And you know what? Just when I was about to scream for the police, I came.
and I swam with the dolphins.
Megan visiting her grandson 20 years from now
- Oh, my God. - [ Slurping ]
so I thought I'd step it up a notch.
Well, you know, if you don't do it, I'm gonna do it...
and you want to go out with me after work and get a drink.
Rage it up Rage all you want
No chores, Grandma!
Still think I should die...
No, no, no, no, no. It's not that late. It's right around the corner. We can totally go.
- Nice jammies. - Thanks. They're a present from my roommates.
Hello Jesse Hello silver fox
WAIT! DEMRAN LET HIM GO. LET HIM GO.
Choke on a cows dick
Ooh. No, I don't.
Plus, the lion comes in a couple days.
Yeah, well, that's what old people do. They fall asleep.
and-and then we had a pot of Sophie's tea.
- [ High-pitched ] Hello? - [ Woman ] Delivery at the front desk for you, Alex.
Silo ha Whatever Guy Blow
- There's no time. We're screwed. - [ Sighs ]
Do you know how to use a sandblaster?
You can see that there are fish swimming.
- How long you staying? - Um,just till I find a new apartment.
You would if you had robot ears
Magic reminding Burgundy
Nice Death Spike
Thanks anyway, but brown's not my color.
Adam Let’s go shopping!
## [ Singing In Spanish ]
- Hey,J-dork, it's Alex. - What's going on, shit lips?
- Hi, Grandma, ladies. - Hi.
I'm thinking of getting metal legs It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it
Hmm. Well, for last six months, you no pay me rent.
.
We do serve shots.. of wheatgrass
Fredricks ass is getting fired tonight..
[ Normal Voice ] No, it's not. Shut up.
What does ''high score'' mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?
Now hit this joint and have some fun.
## [ Pop ]
How can he see me?
who the is Brian?
That's what old people do They fall asleep
I met the doctor at a cockfight in Pomona.
[ Music, Chattering Fade ]
They won't stop watching... porn.
Hey, you know what? I could, like, take this home for you...
Don't tell me your grandma beats you.
And if you take one extra minute, I have my two friends...
I'm worthless asshole who deserves to die young.
Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick.
They’re not Hookers, They're massage therapists.
What's going on, shit lips?
No. I- I just don't like techno.
I feel like Tom Cruise in Cocktail. [ Laughs ]
Sean on his birthday Proud of that bush
It’s a risky operation But I think it’ll be worth it
[robot voice] Danalyrics
You’re dumb.
Yeah. Yeah. I-It was my roommates.
I thought I was going to explode into the atmosphere.
- [ Giggles ] - Wow,J.P., that is a great outfit.
What? You're too wasted to sing.
- Wow, Grandma, this is nice. - Oh, good.
The girls at Madame Kamay's Filipino Palace
Good to know. Dude. [ Whistles ]
No one's ever been brave enough to try that.
- Yeah. - Did you design it by yourself?
I'm sorry, did you say your name was Martins
Oh, okay. Okay. Fair enough. Yeah. Rage it up. Rage all you want.
"Let's Go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle" we're not hurting anyone!
That is so gnarly
[ Chuckles, Kissing ]
Tep Nope
- [ Mouthing Words ] - Oh.
'cause I know how much you hate it.
- [ Bell Ringing On TV]
i should've worn a condom
I don't care what it's called. I just want a bag of fucking weed.
Enough time to 69