Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I would have... trimmed my antlers.

Uh- Hey, no. No. Stop, please.

Anyways, here's a black box that gets all the channels...

It's kind of a secret, uh-

Whoa. Alex, what happened?

Your bed is a car -Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car

[ Lilly ] Could you get that please, dear?

By ''girlfriend,'' do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?

New high score. Is that bad?

I swear to God I would have helped you, Sophie.

What does "high score" mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

Here's to you, Sophie.

- Uh-huh? - Don't curse. You're better than that.

You would if you had robot ears.

Thanks for all this. And, Doctor? [ Clicks Tongue ]

Just to go around the neck.

- Holy crap. - Dildo lunch?

Whatever Guy Blow

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

- This is my room. - Here we are.

So until I finish my levels, I can't have any distractions.

This Is Like If Tyson Fought An Infant

May I help you ladies? Are you looking for Alex?

Oh, well, there was a break in the marathon on TV, so I did some of your laundry.

intimidating to talk to me, you know.

New high score, what does that mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

- [ Door Opens ] - Let him find his center and realign his chi.

- Is that Spanish? - Numero dos. Andale.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Don't you answer your phone? I've been calling for half an hour.

Phone's for you. I think it's the devil.

- Nice karma, ''Guy-blow.'' - You said it wrong, stupid. It's Shylo.

I once gave Charlie Chaplain a hand job

- That's a long day. - It's not that tough of a job, though, Grandma. But thank you.

they take your testicles and remove them through your anus.

Stop Hitting me

Don't Be Mad At Us

There's a word for that I think it's "racist"

You're dead to me. Over.

Don’t be mad at me

Oh.Jeff's a good friend.

- Whoo! That game is fun! Oh, my God!

How much time do we have? Enough time to 69. oh just like Don Knotts!

- How long have you been a tester? - Like 1 0 years?

- No, he had a problem. - He would have definitely fit in with that crowd then.

So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean...

Vvvv! Vvvv! My name is JP. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina

That’s you’re fault to

No way! Was he silent?

Oh, my God, the wings to go with the breast.

You are so talented.

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

Ooh Ryan Sarver Nice name drop

Oh, my God. I am naked! Come on in!

I can't believe this stupidity!

Don't Be Mad at Us!

Oh, well. That's convenient. [ Snorts ]

Look, my roommates won't let me get any work done. They're insane.

I've been living with them for the last week.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

some pudding and- and, oh, wait a minute.

It's all these poor knaves have to look forward to every day.

- Ooh, sorry. - Anytime, kid.

I have chosen our very best table for your party.

Dude your ass is tanner than my face

[ Robot Voice ] I hate your face.

I agree. But what if you just rendered them a different color?

Trey Loves milk

- Yeah. -Just so you know, Sophie left us two weeks ago.

- [ Thud, Glass Breaking ] - What the fuck?

''Dad.'' Nice name-drop.

I should have bought more bitcoin

But I'm working on that.

And he's programming and designing them all by himself?

- Wow. I, uh, didn't even know that that came out. - It hasn't yet.

[ Robot Voice ] Samantha, you will be mine, mine.

Is there any way that you can prove that this is your game?

By ''girlfriend,'' do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night? Yes

What is that ringing?

What's up Mr Cheezel?

- Bye. - Hey, you know what? I-I forgot something.

[ Woman's Voice ] I died on the floor...

- then come down and have breakfast. - Okay, Grandma.

- [ Snickers ] - Do you have bathrooms or do I have to shit in the plant?

New High Score What's that mean? Did I break it?

Vance Vance Revolution

- Whatever you need, Samantha. - Barry, you'll cover 4 through 6.

I'm a worthless asshole who desees to die young.

You're dying. [ Makes Beeping Noise ]

- Oh, no. - Good, good, good.

Easy. Here's what you do. Hide behind the boulder.

What are you doing Woel?

Well, you'd be bitter too if you had four husbands die on you.

There's no trouble, bro. They're people,just like you and me.

What's the matter, nana's boy? Can't hang?

- Thank you so much, again. - Sweet dreams, darling.

[ Laughing ] Is this Ma Albert?

Time to get some levels done.

That's... more believable than what actually happened.

You're a fuckin' legend, man.

said that I could sleep over with her and her two crazy girlfriends.

The levels, I mean. Not sex.

- [ Mouthing Words ] - Well, he's probably working hard somewhere.

[ Chuckling ] We're his roommates.

## [ Continues ]

- Do you have any more pot? - No.

You said it wrong, stupid! it's Shiloh..

I'll be 36 in October.

So, um, I-I finished my first level last night. How far are you, Alex?

Wait, wait. Don't tell me your roommates did that to you.

Have fun at school Sucks to be you, nerds

and he kidnapped your grandma, and he's gonna eat her soul out of her head.

This isn't the, uh, ''I think I'm a deer'' shit, is it?

I know, I am pretty amazing

Of course she doesn't have a microwave. She's fucking 1 00.

You know, that's something a normal person... or a friend would do, right?

[ Robot Voice ] I am not amused.

- [ Snickers ] - Colonel Crackers is the best!