Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have to pee out of my butt

This guy's not gonna rip my heart out of my chest and show it to me, is he?

We celebrated the game tonight, so-Jeff, stop it.

That's why Dr. Shakalu's hookin' me up with a monkey.

LETS DO IT. THE SKATING, I MEAN. NOT SEX.

Hey, it's 4:00. Murder, She Wrote is on. [ Chuckles ]

Uh, no, but I'll self-park it in your asshole.

I'm sorry. Was that expensive piece?

Hi. It's nice to finally meet you. You have quite a reputation.

No, I really need your help. Do you think you can do some of my levels?

- Why? - To protect my shit.

- Hello? - Hey, Alex. You gotta come back to work.

Get the fuck out of here...it is..

The collision detection's excellent on this.

Oh, look here. Look at this report card.

Look, I'm the Cookie Monster.

I should have bought more bitcoin

Woaahh, nice name drop.

- You never had a chance, Timmy. - I'll get you eventually, gray bush. Time is on my side.

Chi-Chi choochy loco-co.

I thought you were good at this, man.

Oh, your landlord, he, uh, hired us to pick up your stuff.

Well we dont have Dance Dance revolution....

Take that, you dirty dopers

I'm a worthless asshole who deserves to die young.

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

I think it's the devil

[ Robot Voice ] Drive safe.

i love it so much

Ooh! Okay, I'll make you some breakfast before you do your chores.

- Come on. Let's go to lunch. - Hey, you remember Lara, don't you?

It's cool if I invited some of my friends from the Crazy Beaver, right?

Well, so that's my game.

You got one extra minute okay…

At Least I Have A Bush

Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear.

- Antiques Roadshow. - [ Gasps, Laughs ]

All right? If he doesn't finish it, were totally f'ed.

He would have had 20.

- Oh. Hi, sweetheart. - Hey, Grandma.

What does "high score" mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

You know, I had a dream last night. I was a snake slithering through the grass...

A piece of the wedding cake.

[ Siren Blares ]

Dad, where do you get your weed?

Marathon? Fuck me.

Hey, you know what, Grandma? Um, I actually have to go see a friend and get some stuff.

So what kind of weed do you want?

- Your grandma's hilarious. - Yeah, she's not normally like this.

Plus, he brought over some crazy Zimbabwean weed that'll turn you into a deer.

you'll never have train legs. Big boy is fucking alex.

Oh, no. That's okay. But you know what?

I can hear my hair growing

J.P. revealed himself to be an actual robot...

Whoa. Chill, bro. You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.

- Why is it Frankenstein? - 'Cause after you smoke it, you walk like this.

Who the fuck is Johnny?

Madam Kamay said I could stay at the Palace

Well, I haven't been out and about for a while...

. Just practice on the weekends and stuff in your free time. You'll get it.

I AM NOT AMUSED

[ Woman ] Uh, this is not an ordinary Tiffany lamp.

for the last couple of years.

Yeah, maybe if you cleaned it, it wouldn't smell like your girlfriend's ass.

I take your testicles.... and remove them thru your anus

That's your fault too

- Yeah. Yeah. - There's no clipping at all.

Gentlemen, Levels 1 0 through 1 5, all done.

I'll go to Dante's and see if he'll let me stay there. What about you?

Here you go, honey.

Level 6 is done. Thank you.

ma poso re laki

Uh, yeah. I guess.

I wanna... sing?

The game... is Frog Bog.

Your potty is a car... Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.

[ Robot Voice ] Please get on top of me.

I want to eat the TV.

Hey, man. Lookin'back, maybe that lion was a bad idea.

- What's this? - Antiques Roadshow.

Your shit's Broke!

- [ Man Continues In Spanish ] - [ Women Laughing ]

Do me a favor, all right? Don't-Don't be too critical. I-I'm not a genius.

Dude, it's July.

Don't be mad at us

Ooh, you know what everyone's buzzing about is the bean sprout quesadilla. Mmm.

who the fuck is Brian?

- Cheers. - Hear, hear.

Yeah, her name's Samantha. She's really hot. She wants to bang me.

- Ohh! - And-And that felt nice.

ma poso re laki

Jeff, you're already working on 7 through 9, so why don't you just stick with those.

my beef...strong

Do you want any snacks, Alex?

[to Grace] So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean...

[ Cries ] That's why I like Alex to be in the house...

- Hey, Lilly. Is Alex here? - Hi, Samantha.

Keep tryin', guys. Backstreet for life. Oh, hey.

You would have loved my grandfather.

I don't even know how a lion got into the neighborhood.

where a rare breed of African lion was captured in a residential neighborhood.

but bangin' your grandmother and her roommates?

J.P., I gotta be honest. The robot voice does not help your cause.

All right. Pour me one. You know what? Pour me two.

Marc loves Aunt Jill

Did you remember to record samurai Jack?

Who the fuck is johnny??

Deal? Nice man.

To complete E.D.S. 3 on schedule...

and let me just say that it invaded my mind with such force...

[ All Shouting ]

This right trigger brings up your magic spell menu.

I’ll go to the boner bin with you bro, I don’t give a fuck!

Ariana, Beckingsale & Kardashian are one thing…

- Get him. Get him. - There he is. Okay. Okay.

DATA AI Learners

Okay, they got one minute and then you- Okay? [ Foreign Language ]

We don't see it with any grease or fat.

Balls deep in that turtle With a thumb in your mouth.

Actually, I don't have to be at work for another three and a half hours.

[ Alex ] Come on, Grandma. Get up.

Hey, word on the street is Mr. Cheezle brought some girl here from New York...

Sometimes they're not. Sometimes they're just great style, like this one, um-

- You're not jerking off on my dad. - Ha, ha. Very funny.

I can't stop cumming! I'm sorry! IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!

[ Samantha ] I don't know, Lilly, but he's not gonna-

- I want you to take the Frankenstein shit...

This shit will be on the Discovery Channel.

- Wait! Alex- - Let him go. Let him go.

[ Screeching, Banging Continue ]