Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So how'd the loser conference go?

- Come on. Let's find Alex's desk. - God bless us, every one.

[ Robot Voice ] Eject.

- Who wants some cereal? - Yeah!

World War 1, world war 2, the automobile, Joey shank

- Oh, kick to the head. - Yeah!

[ Speaking Foreign Language ]

Now, remember. They're probably sleeping, so please be quiet.

Are you afraid of it?

The levels, I mean Not the sex

- Distract me with my grandmother. Watch this. - Yep. That's right.

It's upstairs, to the left.

A little ''Dance Dance Revolution.''

What are you doing,J.P.?

- [ Ticking ] - [ Loud Chiming ]

Dude, a bag of weed would have been fine.

- That's how I got this fat lip. - Where's the monkey now?

Your bed is a graphics card Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet graphics card

All right, you guys. Come on. Get to work. It's crunch time.

[ Computer Voice ] Are you ready? Dance!

- [ Laughing Stops ] - [ Mouths Words ]

I'm a worthless asshole who deserves to die young.

Maybe next time you could go a little less on the crazy and a little more on the beaver.

- You scaredy-cat. - What the hell are you doing, Grandma?

I was like one of those, uh, calves at the rodeo, all helpless.

- Is that good? - Yeah.

WE’RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU? BOTTOM TEXT

Ooh, dinnertime.

- No, you're smokin' the Frankenstein. - [ Coughing ]

-Jeff. - What? It's weird.

- Come in. Hurry up. - You sure this is okay?

Someone chest getting shit on tonight

You said it wrong, stupid!

- How much time to we have? - Enough time to 69.

I'm not that hungry. I was going to go into work early also.

i can only hope grace

''Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle. We're not hurting anyone.''

wow, where do you get your smelling salts from

Uh, the big news from the party, ladies and gentlemen, Barry sucked on his first booby.

I mean, you saw a lot of stuff go down:

You forgot smoking lamp.

- My sister said I should get an alarm. - Shut up.

- Doctor, hand me a Baggie, please? - Here go.

FROM YOU, DANTE

Chicken cutlet. Spaghetti with garlic bread. Oh my god, the wings to go with the breast...

I'm gonna teach it tae kwon do.

Oughhh... My benelli is a whore

You're fucking weird

I just thought I'd let you know.

Nice karma Guy Blow

Good morning. Um, I'm just looking for my office.

My name is Rosetta Cyper. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.

This is Grace and that's Bea.

Me from another room: “BAAAAAAABE…..”

Just don't let a cop see it or Grandma's doing some time.

LOOK, WE WERE JUST KIDDING RICH!

Oh, yeah, that's not an awkward breakfast.

So I will, uh... see you on Monday.

Jeremy? Who the fuck is Jeremy?

Can you guys stop

See you on Monday.

I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to The Looney bin together! I don't give a fuck!

He's definitely not under his desk sleeping. That's a fact.

I should have bought more Bitcoin

[ Laughs, Mutters ]

Adios turd nuggets

No such thing as Too wasted

Oh, lookit here.

Yeah, I could eat.

- [ Robot Voice ] # Don't be mad at us ## - [ All Laughing ]

[ Imitates Hydraulics ]

Yeah, lose the Woody Allen jacket.

- Hey, Samantha, don't take the red pill! - [ Laughing ]

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

- I'm Alex. I'm one of the testers. - Do you usually sleep here?

Ooh, ''Super Mario.'' Nice name-drop.

I have to pee out of my ass.

Your shit's broke! brizzoke!

OH YEAH! WHAT’S UP, MR. CHEEZLE?

Let's see, let's see.

Well, that is very flattering and revealing, Alex.

Oh, God. What is happening?

He loved you so much.

What does ''high score'' mean?

I got my yellow belt today. Monkey got his red belt. He's a quick learner.

And I climbed... into his soul. And it's there I stayed until morning.

- Do you have another copy of the game? - No.

I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the Looney bin together! I don't give a fuck!

Why don't you explore my underwear, baby?

Yeah, Shiloh. That's Weird.

How do you two know each other?

But could you please knock next time?

Yes, sir. [ Speaking Foreign Language ]

Listen, uh, I realize that it must be really...

Come on, Lara. My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.

Hey I don't have antlers, do I?

[ Barry ] Come on, Kane. Call it! I'm winning! I'm winning!

I'll smoke it with you, bro. We'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck.

Whoa! Yeah! Yeah!

I'm thinking of getting metal legs It's a risky operation but it'll be worth it

Dude, your ass is tanner than my face.

- [ Moaning ] - He's on his way.

Yeah, well, that's what old people do. They fall asleep.

- Where's the bong?

All right. That-That's creepy.

No, we're not. You literally just told us that.

They'll massage your cock for money.

- Well, there you are. - Hi, Grandma.

I'm a genius. What can I say?

Hey, fella. Give it a chance.

Okay, okay. The sheriff demands that those pictures be burned.

this must be your first time here at Our Lady Health.

Drive monkey, drive!!

Basically a wired connection... You're a wired connection!

I Quit There Fuckin' Months Ago, Man.

[ Alex ] Nice place.

I just came to tell you that I noticed the dwaes on Level 4...

- Oh, thank you. - You're welcome. This is our harmony table.

Yes. I'm Alex's grandmother Lilly, and these are his roommates.

- Gotcha! - Oh, my God!

And don't forget it's my grandson's game.

This is like my office as well as my home.

Uh, I haven't seen him.

- I love Madame Kamay.

And, uh, you know what, I have a little more work to do, so if you want to just-

This is how high my electric bill about to be

Stupid polygon.

I mean, you created one of the greatest games ever when you were just a kid.

That's why I brought you in.

- Get the fuck out of here. It is? - Yeah. And, uh...