Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Jeff, Robot Voice ] Give me the phone. My name is J.P.

Get back to work, testers

- You know, you ladies should really get some sleep. - Ooh. Yes, that's right.

- [ Inhaling ] - I quit there fuckin' months ago, man.

We'll go to the loony bin togethe I don't give a fuck.

Hey, what can I say? I'm a 3 5-year-old prodigy.

- [ Laughs ] - Wow.

What does ''high score'' mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

I don't know what you are, but I'm gonna fucking eat you too.

Good things people good things!

You can't whack it to Internet porn like everyone else?

- Okay. - Bye-bye.

Get the fuck outta here, it is?

This is like if Tyson fought an infant.

- The fuck are you doin' here? - I need to speak with you, Alex.

Look, guys. Come on. I know the food's a little different here...

The massage I mean Not sex, sorry

I think he's so cute.

By beer do u mean that alcoholic seltzer u drink?

They won't stop Watching... porn!

Sucks to be you, nerd.

[ Inhales ] I think it's about farting.

- What was that? - Uh, nothing. Nothing.

Hey Boopie you fuckin freak

What do you mean, were?

I'll be the older gentleman.

Line up Nerds Who Wants a Shot at The Champs!!!!

You know, you seem really out of place in the video game world.

- I have to go. - Okay.

- Your bed is a car. - Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.

- Saved by the bell. - Come on, let me get in a bong hit before round two.

They're not Hookers They're Massage Therapists

I Should've Worn A Condom

I just don't understand it. Why would anybody do that, try to steal that from him?

I can’t stop summing!

It's supposed to. Come on.

you'll never get monitor arms. sephiroth is fucking tifa.

Why are you doing this to me?

What's up Mr Cheezel?

Wow. I just came back to get my parking ticket.

I Feel Like Tom Cruise in Cocktail

Mr. Robbins Sir, this is you

but he is kind of soft, if you know what I mean.

- Hello. - These are her two roommates.

you'll never suck your own dick!

Be cheap and wouldn't take more a than a day or two.

We thought it would be nice to bring him a nice homemade lunch.

Dude, I will come over there and kick your robot head right off of that skinny fuckin'body.

Apologize? I been bustin' my ass on this game!

I can't believe there are people in this world who still don't have cable.

Capn crunch Who wants cereal

I found that vase in your bag and, well, it smelled terrible, so I cleaned it.

Yeah, um, your office is probably the empty one down the hall.

You gotta give me a ride.

There's a shocker

Please sit on my face

New high score, what does that mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

- Not according to my mom. - I thought I told you to quit talking about that.

Dude, can we go back to your grandma's house? I have to use the bathroom.

And it's all food, all day.

- Love you. - Oh.

shit’s broke!!

Hey, at least I have a bush.

Dude, you gotta cool down. And you come back tomorrow and apologize toJ.P. I'm sorry.

- [ Imitating Hydraulics ]

That's, Uh, Quite The Buffet You Have There.

Me from another room: “BAAAAAABE…” Sebas:

You're the reason Alex has been tired all week?

We do serve shots ... Of wheatgrass!

- [ Man Groaning ] - [ Punches Landing ]

you're goddamn right

Thirteen, maybe. Why?

So you’re dumb

who the fuck is Brian?

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH…

I just figured you wanna be well-rested if you're gonna go to...

All right! Who wants a piece of the gray bush?

with the Sword of Doom and that's it.

Get the fuck outta here. I did?

Good things are coming. Good things.

Don’t be mad at us

Or if you wanna call me afterwards, you totally can, probably.

Kieran has robot ears

Lets do it! The trip I mean not sex

We do serve shots… Of wheatgrass

Wow. Where do you get your weed?

I hope it’s a naked dude with a boner

[ Sighs ] Look, sorry I can't make the dinner tonight.

You know that lions eat deer, right?

Oh, yes! Finally, a roommate who goes shopping.

last night I received a rough copy ofJ.P.'s new game...

Well, Mr. Cheezle, not only have these guys found all the bugs...

Yeah. Yeah, actually. That-That would be really cool.

Seriously, anything you need.

There was a fire and I was- I was trying to save it from this baby-

Should’ve started Kraft

I love my teddies

- ## [ Continues ] - Sorry.

I can’t stop cumming it feels so good!

Sometimes they're marked like this first one, which is by Llewellyn.

What are you talkin' about? I've been workin' on this game all year.

I'm gonna take his grandmother to Cheezle's office and get this mess figured out.

- After you, my lady. - [ Giggles ]

- How baked are you right now? - Who is this?

Yeah. Yeah, we can definitely do that.

Ooooh! My benelli is a whore

[ Chiming Stops ]

Here's your new room, baby.

Yeah, hands up. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression.

Fruit cup? Nice! way to go Mom

You said it wrong stupid

[ Chuckles ] Not after I was done with him.

- [ Shouting ] - What's in here?

- Nice English words, Dr. Shakalu. - [ Chuckles ] Thank ''boo.''

Mike’s beef…. Strong

You know what? It's too late to go to your grandma's house. I should get going anyway.

The lighting effects are really realistic.

[ Imitating Robot Voice ] Adios, turd nuggets.

Anyway, my mom said you could still stay the night.

Well go to the vertical bubble together I don’t give a fuck

Where are you? I'm sick of talking to your machine.

NUMERO DOS. ANDALE.