Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dude, I will come over there and kick your robot head right off of that skinny fuckin'body.

Why are you doing this to me?

Where are you? I'm sick of talking to your machine.

Good things people good things!

Hey, at least I have a bush.

- What was that? - Uh, nothing. Nothing.

Anyway, my mom said you could still stay the night.

you'll never suck your own dick!

I don't know what you are, but I'm gonna fucking eat you too.

- Saved by the bell. - Come on, let me get in a bong hit before round two.

[Jeff, Robot Voice ] Give me the phone. My name is J.P.

New high score, what does that mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

last night I received a rough copy ofJ.P.'s new game...

I just don't understand it. Why would anybody do that, try to steal that from him?

And it's all food, all day.

You know, you seem really out of place in the video game world.

I can’t stop summing!

Thirteen, maybe. Why?

What do you mean, were?

Don’t be mad at us

Hey, what can I say? I'm a 3 5-year-old prodigy.

Lets do it! The trip I mean not sex

Get back to work, testers

Yeah. Yeah, actually. That-That would be really cool.

You can't whack it to Internet porn like everyone else?

NUMERO DOS. ANDALE.

I Should've Worn A Condom

Wow. Where do you get your weed?

You know what? It's too late to go to your grandma's house. I should get going anyway.

By beer do u mean that alcoholic seltzer u drink?

There's a shocker

Get the fuck outta here, it is?

- Hello. - These are her two roommates.

Dude, can we go back to your grandma's house? I have to use the bathroom.

Line up Nerds Who Wants a Shot at The Champs!!!!

with the Sword of Doom and that's it.

What does ''high score'' mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

Be cheap and wouldn't take more a than a day or two.

Please sit on my face

Dude, you gotta cool down. And you come back tomorrow and apologize toJ.P. I'm sorry.

Kieran has robot ears

I'm gonna take his grandmother to Cheezle's office and get this mess figured out.

We do serve shots ... Of wheatgrass!

I'll be the older gentleman.

We do serve shots… Of wheatgrass

[ Chiming Stops ]

Capn crunch Who wants cereal

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH…

- ## [ Continues ] - Sorry.

- Your bed is a car. - Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.

Mike’s beef…. Strong

Seriously, anything you need.

I quit there fuckin months ago

The massage I mean Not sex, sorry

- [ Laughs ] - Wow.

It's supposed to. Come on.

- You know, you ladies should really get some sleep. - Ooh. Yes, that's right.

[ Imitating Robot Voice ] Adios, turd nuggets.

you'll never get monitor arms. sephiroth is fucking tifa.

Yeah, hands up. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression.

Mr. Robbins Sir, this is you

Well, Mr. Cheezle, not only have these guys found all the bugs...

Or if you wanna call me afterwards, you totally can, probably.

[ Chuckles ] Not after I was done with him.

Good things are coming. Good things.

There was a fire and I was- I was trying to save it from this baby-

This is like if Tyson fought an infant.

Yeah. Yeah, we can definitely do that.

- Not according to my mom. - I thought I told you to quit talking about that.

You're the reason Alex has been tired all week?

- The fuck are you doin' here? - I need to speak with you, Alex.

What's up Mr Cheezel?

Get the fuck outta here. I did?

[ Sighs ] Look, sorry I can't make the dinner tonight.

They're not Hookers They're Massage Therapists

What are you talkin' about? I've been workin' on this game all year.

All right! Who wants a piece of the gray bush?

[ Inhales ] I think it's about farting.

Should’ve started Kraft

shit’s broke!!

I can’t stop cumming it feels so good!

Hey Boopie you fuckin freak

I hope it’s a naked dude with a boner

- [ Man Groaning ] - [ Punches Landing ]

I love my teddies

- After you, my lady. - [ Giggles ]

Look, guys. Come on. I know the food's a little different here...

Oh, yes! Finally, a roommate who goes shopping.

That's, Uh, Quite The Buffet You Have There.

- [ Imitating Hydraulics ]

I can't believe there are people in this world who still don't have cable.

- Okay. - Bye-bye.

You said it wrong stupid

- Love you. - Oh.

Here's your new room, baby.

The lighting effects are really realistic.

You gotta give me a ride.

Fruit cup? Nice! way to go Mom

Sometimes they're marked like this first one, which is by Llewellyn.

Ooooh! My benelli is a whore

I just figured you wanna be well-rested if you're gonna go to...

you're goddamn right

We thought it would be nice to bring him a nice homemade lunch.

I Feel Like Tom Cruise in Cocktail

Well go to the vertical bubble together I don’t give a fuck

- [ Inhaling ] - I quit there fuckin' months ago, man.

They won't stop Watching... porn!

I think he's so cute.

Me from another room: “BAAAAAABE…” Sebas:

Sucks to be you, nerd.

Yeah, um, your office is probably the empty one down the hall.

- [ Shouting ] - What's in here?

Wow. I just came back to get my parking ticket.

I found that vase in your bag and, well, it smelled terrible, so I cleaned it.

- Nice English words, Dr. Shakalu. - [ Chuckles ] Thank ''boo.''

So you’re dumb

You know that lions eat deer, right?

Apologize? I been bustin' my ass on this game!

who the fuck is Brian?

- I have to go. - Okay.

but he is kind of soft, if you know what I mean.

- How baked are you right now? - Who is this?

We'll go to the loony bin togethe I don't give a fuck.