Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

gmas boy sucks to be you nerd

That's, uh, quite the buffet you have there.

Well, you wouldn't have to if you just rendered them different colors.

[ Grandma ] Oh, honey, they work you too hard there.

who the fuck is Brian?

But she did say she started the finger in the ass during a blow job.

Hopefully, that'll keep away the bad-energy troll.

Oh, yeah. Careful's my middle name. [ Chuckles ]

- Shit's weak! - Oh, hey, Samantha. Sorry you had to hear that.

[ Robot Voice ] Sorry.

'cause when you smoke it, you get so stoned you shit your pants!

You know I don't have a credit card.

I was kinda hopin' you were.

I'll give you a glimpse of the future.

I should have flown southwest.

[ All Laughing ]

Guess I'm not high enough to get that one. [ Chuckles ]

That's a present Dr. Shakalu and I got for Alex.

Yeah, QUEER!… QUEER!!

FUCK FROZEN IN CARBONITE. FUCK ALL OF YOU. I QUIT.

No, it wasn't. I'm a piece of shit. I suck.

- I'm winning! Please! Call it! - Merry Christmas.

What's up, Mr. Cheezle?

So my roommate and I, we go to check the shit out.

to make sure we finish ''Eternal Death Slayer'' on time.

until I came upon a dead elk.

I'm an NFT Yes you are

Adios turd nuggets

Okay, that's bullshit.

Line Up Nerds Who’s Ready To Take A Shot At The Champs!!!

Oh that is so gnarly!

I’m think of getting metal legs

TB’s 3rd pair = Sergachev + Stralman? Fuuuuck me...

It's a wonderful dandelion-nettle blend.

Guess I'm not high enough to get that one.

- That's like... legendary. - You're an idiot.

That's your fault too.

No, I'm good. Uh, I don't believe that we've met.

Is that beer? Can I have one?

Oh, fucking bitch, cock-sucking-fucker-ass-fuck!

So funny I forgot to laugh. [ Giggles ]

Not according to my mom…

I can't stop coming! I'm sorry! It feels so good!!

He created the original ''Eternal Death Slayer'' when he was only 1 3.

It just came in this morning.

What do you want Brian

Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.

You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?

-Jerk! - Get him, Lilly. Get him-

Are we gonna get fired?

Uh, what the fuck was that?

Nice Karma Guy blow

- And Samantha? - And Samantha.

Wow. That Grace sure makes me feel warm and welcome.

Those are the only kind I have.

What’s 4:42 mean? Is that bad?

- No way! - Yep.

You know what? There's a Tommy burger right down the street.

People will bow to it

Hey, easy, pothead. I'll get you your fix.

I couldn't sleep. I saw the doll.

I should have voted

My benelli is a whore

Discmania be like My beef strong

- That's cool. - Yeah.

I'm not - I don't want to do that

- because those are the real problem levels and- - [ Farting ]

- That was his first day at high school. - Oh. Are those leopard spandex?

I’m not…uh…I don’t wanna do that

Whats this meeting about? I think its about farting.

Joel: Should’ve bought more booster boxes

drive monkey, drive!

[ Whispering ] Ooh.

What does ''high score'' mean?

- There we go. There we go. - What is that little baby move?

- Uh, f-f-fire. - Yeah,yeah, that's great. That's great.

I woke him up here this morning. He fell asleep working late last night.

- It'll be fun. - What is this?

Yeah, I can do that. No problem. You're great.

Phenomenal. Great energy.

Hey, I forgot my-

It's an emergency. [ Groans ]

I could definitely smoke a joint right now.

I'm way too baked to drive to the Devil's house

I cant stop cumming! I'm sorry! It feels so good!!

Something you'd know nothing about.

Come on. Get up. Get up. Recover. Recover.

Thank you. Thank you.

- I been savin' this weed for a special occasion. - What kind is this?

- $4,000 for a beer mug? - That's ridiculous.

How many people did you tell about the incident with me and your mom?

What's going on, shitlips?

Vvvv! Vvvv! My name is Greg. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina

I'm sorry. Did you say your name was Shiloh?

Word up. [ Sighs ]

- but you didn't wanna believe me. - Poop-poop-pi-doop.

By ''girlfriend,'' do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?

- Well, it worked. - Good. Oh, your father tells me that you need a place to stay.

Oh. Oh, I hate violence. But, oh, drugs are bad.

- Do I have a tumor? - [ Rings ]

Let’s do it! The painting, not sex!

Okay. Now your energy is really scarin' me.

Go take a tinkle and be sure to wash your hands...

...with a label on it. It's very rare to see a beer stein- [ Continues ]

Hey, Sara Sorry to bother you

Hey, you guys. Kane, can you take a look at that for me? Thanks.

Hey, Dante. Uh, my girlfriend and I caught you on the news yesterday.

Okay. [ Chuckles ]

Let's see. All A's. Impressive.

I already shit my pants this month, so I'm good.

Sure. I cou-Yeah. I'll put my genius on hold for awhile.

Should have worn an axon.

[ Clears Throat ]

- [ Babbling ] - Ow. My face.

[ Robot Voice ] I am a genius.

Fuckin’ “Fan Zone”

You're a legend!

My beef... strong.

They’re not hookers They’re message therapists

What does new high score mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

I can't believe you came on my mom.