Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go take a tinkle and be sure to wash your hands...

...with a label on it. It's very rare to see a beer stein- [ Continues ]

Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.

to make sure we finish ''Eternal Death Slayer'' on time.

- And Samantha? - And Samantha.

I'm not - I don't want to do that

Sure. I cou-Yeah. I'll put my genius on hold for awhile.

Are we gonna get fired?

I'll give you a glimpse of the future.

Oh, fucking bitch, cock-sucking-fucker-ass-fuck!

Okay. Now your energy is really scarin' me.

So funny I forgot to laugh. [ Giggles ]

Hey, Sara Sorry to bother you

Adios turd nuggets

Fuckin’ “Fan Zone”

Let’s do it! The painting, not sex!

- Uh, f-f-fire. - Yeah,yeah, that's great. That's great.

Okay, that's bullshit.

That's a present Dr. Shakalu and I got for Alex.

I should have flown southwest.

You know I don't have a credit card.

Guess I'm not high enough to get that one.

gmas boy sucks to be you nerd

Whats this meeting about? I think its about farting.

What’s 4:42 mean? Is that bad?

I'm an NFT Yes you are

I should have voted

- but you didn't wanna believe me. - Poop-poop-pi-doop.

Vvvv! Vvvv! My name is Greg. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina

What's up, Mr. Cheezle?

My benelli is a whore

who the fuck is Brian?

What does new high score mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

Yeah, QUEER!… QUEER!!

Wow. That Grace sure makes me feel warm and welcome.

Well, you wouldn't have to if you just rendered them different colors.

Nice Karma Guy blow

I was kinda hopin' you were.

- It'll be fun. - What is this?

Hopefully, that'll keep away the bad-energy troll.

What do you want Brian

You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?

- Do I have a tumor? - [ Rings ]

- I been savin' this weed for a special occasion. - What kind is this?

How many people did you tell about the incident with me and your mom?

[ Robot Voice ] Sorry.

They’re not hookers They’re message therapists

But she did say she started the finger in the ass during a blow job.

He created the original ''Eternal Death Slayer'' when he was only 1 3.

So my roommate and I, we go to check the shit out.

[ Grandma ] Oh, honey, they work you too hard there.

No, I'm good. Uh, I don't believe that we've met.

Okay. [ Chuckles ]

Hey, I forgot my-

Line Up Nerds Who’s Ready To Take A Shot At The Champs!!!

Oh. Oh, I hate violence. But, oh, drugs are bad.

It just came in this morning.

Phenomenal. Great energy.

What does ''high score'' mean?

People will bow to it

Guess I'm not high enough to get that one. [ Chuckles ]

I could definitely smoke a joint right now.

TB’s 3rd pair = Sergachev + Stralman? Fuuuuck me...

I'm sorry. Did you say your name was Shiloh?

FUCK FROZEN IN CARBONITE. FUCK ALL OF YOU. I QUIT.

[ All Laughing ]

- I'm winning! Please! Call it! - Merry Christmas.

That's, uh, quite the buffet you have there.

My beef... strong.

Discmania be like My beef strong

What's going on, shitlips?

You know what? There's a Tommy burger right down the street.

By ''girlfriend,'' do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?

I'm way too baked to drive to the Devil's house

- That was his first day at high school. - Oh. Are those leopard spandex?

- $4,000 for a beer mug? - That's ridiculous.

I’m not…uh…I don’t wanna do that

Hey, easy, pothead. I'll get you your fix.

Yeah, I can do that. No problem. You're great.

Those are the only kind I have.

Let's see. All A's. Impressive.

I couldn't sleep. I saw the doll.

Hey, Dante. Uh, my girlfriend and I caught you on the news yesterday.

No, it wasn't. I'm a piece of shit. I suck.

Come on. Get up. Get up. Recover. Recover.

Something you'd know nothing about.

- That's like... legendary. - You're an idiot.

I woke him up here this morning. He fell asleep working late last night.

- There we go. There we go. - What is that little baby move?

drive monkey, drive!

Oh that is so gnarly!

I’m think of getting metal legs

Should have worn an axon.

[ Clears Throat ]

Hey, you guys. Kane, can you take a look at that for me? Thanks.

[ Whispering ] Ooh.

You're a legend!

- No way! - Yep.

I cant stop cumming! I'm sorry! It feels so good!!

[ Robot Voice ] I am a genius.

-Jerk! - Get him, Lilly. Get him-

- Shit's weak! - Oh, hey, Samantha. Sorry you had to hear that.

- because those are the real problem levels and- - [ Farting ]

That's your fault too.

Word up. [ Sighs ]

I can't believe you came on my mom.

I already shit my pants this month, so I'm good.

- [ Babbling ] - Ow. My face.

- That's cool. - Yeah.

Joel: Should’ve bought more booster boxes

I can't stop coming! I'm sorry! It feels so good!!

- Well, it worked. - Good. Oh, your father tells me that you need a place to stay.

Not according to my mom…

until I came upon a dead elk.

Thank you. Thank you.

Uh, what the fuck was that?

'cause when you smoke it, you get so stoned you shit your pants!

Is that beer? Can I have one?

It's an emergency. [ Groans ]

It's a wonderful dandelion-nettle blend.

Oh, yeah. Careful's my middle name. [ Chuckles ]