Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My name is joe Biden. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.
- Um, excuse me, Mr. Cheezle? - Yes, Samantha?
I have to pee out of my butt
- Oh.Just like Don Knotts. - Oh. Hello, Mayberry.
[ Buzzes ]
[ Clicking Tongue, Laughs ]
- You guys, stop. - That's right, Grandma.
NICE KARMA GUY BLOW
We'll have your mom come and pick you up.
- Cabo Wabo shots.
Okay. Okay, okay. All right. Maybe we can just divide up the levels...
- You know the dwaes in- - Three.
Lets do it! The levels, I mean.. not sex.
Hello, ladies. Enjoying the new cable?
[ Clamoring ]
- Yeah, Shylo. - That's weird.
but we have detailed instructions on how to fix 'em.
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Who wants a piece of the gray bush!
Thank you. Thank you.
- [ Elephant Trumpets ] - [ Thud ]
I Have To Pee Out Of My Ass
Oh, shit. I've been here three hours?
Ah, shit. I forgot my parking ticket.
Encounters Strahd way sooner than planned Kills Strahd the correct way without actually knowing
"Adam we aren't afraid of getting shocked throiugh our headphones"
- So you want to move in tonight? - You know what? That's a really sweet offer...
I don't know what they're talking about. They're just joking.
Very cleansing. Good for new beginnings.
Baby loves Peak
That's cool, if you wanna be sober and vomit.
- Challenge him, dude. - Yeah!
- Do they even have alcohol? -Actually, we don't serve alcohol.
I love my turtle.
- I'm not- I don't wanna do that. - [ Barry ] Uh,yeah.
Someone ass getting Laid tonight!
THEY’RE NOT HOOKERS THEY’RE MASSAGE THERAPISTS.
Aw. Someone missed their yoga class this morning. Come on. Let's go.
Well, you were up till high school.
Tell her thanks. I'm just going to go crash at the office.
Um, who are you and why are you in my kitchen?
- I'm sure she does. Are you ready? - Oh, please.
Yeah. You know what? I got to bail or I'm going to miss my cousin's wedding.
It's just the kids in their break room.
Well go to the looney bin together.
Hello.
How can they see me
You said it wrong stupid, it's Shiloh.
Take this Level 2 lightning.
[ Ringing ]
Phones for you, I think it’s the devil
Wow! That was a great breakfast.
- [ Chuckling ] - Is he sleeping?
And we'll be right back as the Antiques Roadshow marathon continues.
Madam Kamay said I could stay at the Palace
- For 1 3 hours. [ Giggles ] - [ Applause ]
Let's do it.
Thanks.
My grandson's gay too. I'll give you his number.
They won't stop Watching porn!
- Totally. Oh, my roommate's here. Later, 'gator. - Later.
Stupid fucking idiot, red-shirted ass.
because it makes me feel closer to him.
I have to pee out of my ass
No, I'm, uh, Samantha Garson.
Someone ass Getting laid tonight
and elves on Level 6 of E.D.S. 3 look way too similar.
I fucking love this girl!
So, ladies, I kind of need to use the televi-
- [ Bell Ringing On TV] - You cheated, you dick.
By roommates you mean your parents? Yeah, same thing.
I'll smoke it with ya bro! We'll go to The Looney bin together! I don't give a fuc!
I'm a little more than concerned.
the deer shit, the green monster, the bling and the bling-bling...
- [ Laughs ] - Uh, excuse me, sir. What do you recommend for appetizers?
That's all they do, is they make food.
LETS DO IT. THE SKATING, I MEAN. NOT SEX.
To the release... of''Demonik.''
- [ Groaning ] - [ Doorbell Rings ]
Could be confusing to some.
Someone ass getting laid tonight.
Vampire fails safe and leads us to Strahd earlier than planned Kills Strahd the correct way without knowing how
Please Sit on my face
alright, that...that's creepy
Baby want some milk?
who the fuck is Brian?
That’s cool ,if you wanna be sober and vomit
Take a look, please, at our very exclusive vitamin water list.
Uh, you know, Mr. Cheezle, fly with the seabirds or whatever you were talking about.
- Thank you. Alex, there's- - Yeah?
[ Knocking ]
It's like Cypress Hill concert in here.
Hey! Hey! I spilled the bong! Stop!
"I don't need anyone" 'Denial'
Do you- Do you think maybe I could talk to you in the kitchen for a second?
Let's just say I learned a lot about owning a lion.
- This is my game. - Shh. I wanna watch.
What? Come on. Stop that.
drive monkey, drive! drive monkey, drive!
I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house
- Lee Ho's the real deal. He's full-on Chinese. - Yeah, I can see that.
We do serve shots…of wheatgrass.
''Knife Head IV'' was in a similar situation, but we met the deadline.
I'LL SMOKE IT WITH YOU BRO. WE'LL GO TO THE TOOBIE BIN TOGETHER. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
Almost as hilarious as your... face.
My roommates said they are gonna get me rims for Christmas.
- Yeah, let's fuckin' rage! - Rage?
I can only hope Grace
The Guards season was over fük’n months ago man
Uh, you know, actually, I'm really tired...
- [ Screeches ]
I have to pee out of my butt
Right. I am too. I just- [ Clears Throat ]
I've never met anyone with 300 roommates.
From you, Devyn. Oh, yeah!
- Do you have a girlfriend? - No.
''Eternal Death Slayer 3.''
plus pay-per-view and a bunch of extra wires.
Great, old pictures, 'cause you know, for a minute...
- What? - [ Electronic Whooshing ]
YOU'RE A HOOKER!
We'll go to the loony bin together I don't give a fuck
[ Chuckling ] Well, we're not used to having a man in the house...
Oh, I just wish he would hop off the box and hang out with us.
Oh, this is Samantha Garson.
baby want some milk
Okay. That's enough. Thank you.