Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- to forge a partnership. - Clearly.
I mean, we weren't even supposed to be here. It's like fate handed us this dream date.
If you're not drinking coffee, what are you drinking?
Think we'll ever have that?
- So, you play pool. - No. My first time.
Well, she's doing her best.
Me, too.
and if you two are at each other's throats, it's going to be really uncomfortable for everyone.
on the Valentine's scale. I just, you know, I think mine's worse, I win.
Look, I'd say we need to talk, but clearly that doesn't work for us.
I know you're being put in the middle of this,
Oh, great. You're back.
So get back to me...
Oh, I don't think so.
You know how you can make it up to her?
I'll make you a bet. We play pool.
Your office was fine. It was the running into Kirsten part that was rough.
That's right, it's her favorite holiday
with your grandfather in the hospital.
and when I wake up, I want to see you dolled up in your Valentine's finest.
Yeah, there is. Now, maybe you can't see it and maybe you can't.
You... you drink jasmine?
Think Karate Kid, now take away the karate. Let them marinate and we've got Cosmo Girl.
But I see you're already doing fine in that department.
Now that your father's gone and Kaitlin's in boarding school,
- You can't take away my cell phone. - Oh, I think I just did.
- Sandy. - You didn't force me to do anything.
Oh, honey. You and me, we need to play our cards right.
Yeah, exactly.
all over again.
The Ironist and little Miss Vixen.
You're right, yours is worse.
Thanks, Mom, but I'm not that lame.
Pretty much. I'm sorry. Can you blame me?
You want to take some time off from taking time off?
- Oh. Oh, not bad. - Well, it beats living in my office.
You were in love with her. Don't pretend this isn't complicated for you.
...when we don't have Hallmark breathing down our necks,
- Did you sleep at all? - Yep. Got a solid 15 minutes.
Who else was gonna listen to me?